An Itty, Bitty Situation: Mike Sorrentino Is Pinky-Sized
While his abs make the lady and ladyboys swoon, it seems that other parts of Mike ‘The Situtation’ Sorrentino’s anatomy are less impressive.
In the new issue of Star magazine, one of Mike’s apparent one-night conquests dishes about her romp in the sack with the Jersey Shore star, giving plenty o’ details.
“I wouldn’t even call it a one-night stand, because he only lasted a few minutes,” Florida club promoter Melody Eckerson tells Star. And while she thought she was in for a treat, she said it seemed more like a trick when his pants unzipped and she saw the situation.
“Let’s just say, I’m thinking of my pinky,” Melody tells Star. Sorrentino, as seen above, is currently starring on this season of Dancing With The Stars.
I hope that as you read this, you are fist pumping with joy.