An Eva Longoria Family Outing

January 10th, 2006 // 13 Comments

With Mario Lopez in tow. This is how she spends her time when she’s not pimping cars.

By Miu von Furstenberg
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  1. Jaime

    Is that her mom? And she let her out wearing that bow?????

  2. courtney

    eew, she looks so ghetto

  3. ShoeSlut

    Okay Miss Longoria,

    1) Cute from far, but far from cute (beware of telegraphic photolens)
    2) FREAKY lower teeth (don’t smile that widely)
    3) Is that your mom? (stay away from bows and cabs, babe)

  4. ShoeSlut

    Okay Miss Longoria,

    1) Cute from far, but far from cute (beware of telegraphic photolens)
    2) FREAKY lower teeth (don’t smile that widely)
    3) Is that your mom? (stay away from bows and carbs, babe)

  5. ShoeSlut

    Eeek! Forget comment #3! Sorry! I meant “stay away from CARBS and not CABS”, of course! (unless the cab in question is being driven by “just a Mexican driver”, then of course, do stay away for the sake of all of us!!!)

  6. netty

    Not very flattering Eva! And is Mario your new boy toy when your man is outta town?? hhmmmmm…

  7. Yes, what is with that horrendous bow?

    And why is she with Mario? Is he family?

  8. QueenB

    Eva is a big ‘ol pimpstress…go girl.

  9. roxanne

    that woman looks way too young to eva’s mom. i say a cousin or sister.

  10. DeAnna

    Supposedly, the woman with the bow is a mentally disabled relative of Eva’s. (but hey, my source is just “conversations about famous people’) It would explain a lot, though.

  11. Anon

    Miss coconut wannabe out on the town trying not not to be recognized.

    I think that gal with the ribbon was in that episode of Gilligans Island where he had to marry the island gal to save the others from the headhunters.

  12. john

    sure, her two bottom teeth aren’t perfect, but that makes her human! I was playing with a bigger picture of her face on Rubberfaces.com – no problem – she is hot.

  13. red neck

    damn thats a huge bitch in the back ground

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