An Anatomy Of A Paris Hilton Crash

In case you were confused by any part of the crash video, we’ll walk you through it.

It’s always a good thing to cover your head with your jacket when driving into a bunch of paparazzo.

Tisk, tisk Stavros. Watch your driving. Although the backseat passengers seemed a tad more upset. Or that could just have been Kimberly Stewart tweaking.

Then, I’m assuming on the advice of Kimberly Stewart, Stavros decides to flee the scene. But not before he almost hits a photographer.

He does manage to speed away safety after all. We must assume that Paris exclaimed, “You’re scaring me.” Only because Stavros exclaims “baby I’m fucking scaring myself.” Which is never something you want to hear your boyfriend say.

In reply Paris screams, “Then stop.” Which seems pretty level headed to me. But you know those crazy Greeks. Stavros decides to speed off again.

They finally stop, and the police catch up to them. Maybe I’ll have to rethink my postion on Laguna Beach, since cast member Talan Torriero was the responsibe on of the bunch. Talan is heard telling police “I’m the only sober one, let’s just go.”

“Thank you officer. We love the police.” The only polite thing to do after you’ve been let go after a drunk driving hit-and-run, is to blow a kiss to the police.

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