An Anatomy Of A Paris Hilton Crash

November 10th, 2005 // 5 Comments

In case you were confused by any part of the crash video, we’ll walk you through it.

It’s always a good thing to cover your head with your jacket when driving into a bunch of paparazzo.

Tisk, tisk Stavros. Watch your driving. Although the backseat passengers seemed a tad more upset. Or that could just have been Kimberly Stewart tweaking.

Then, I’m assuming on the advice of Kimberly Stewart, Stavros decides to flee the scene. But not before he almost hits a photographer.

He does manage to speed away safety after all. We must assume that Paris exclaimed, “You’re scaring me.” Only because Stavros exclaims “baby I’m fucking scaring myself.” Which is never something you want to hear your boyfriend say.

In reply Paris screams, “Then stop.” Which seems pretty level headed to me. But you know those crazy Greeks. Stavros decides to speed off again.

They finally stop, and the police catch up to them. Maybe I’ll have to rethink my postion on Laguna Beach, since cast member Talan Torriero was the responsibe on of the bunch. Talan is heard telling police “I’m the only sober one, let’s just go.”

“Thank you officer. We love the police.” The only polite thing to do after you’ve been let go after a drunk driving hit-and-run, is to blow a kiss to the police.

By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. King Smart Ian

    Maybe Rodney King was right – the cops in LA do appear to treat rich white suspects slightly differently than poor black ones

  2. netty

    Give me a friggin break! I saw this on E! last night and I cannot believe this dumb bitch lets her drunk boyfriend to drive! This girl is gonna end up like Princess Di! I hope those cops get busted to for letting them go!

  3. melikkab

    I think this is another attempt to get publicity! ala Lohan.

  4. Carrie Bradshaw

    Stavros is so hot. I don’t know why he’s with that disease-spreading whore.

  5. Dennis Umana

    we LOVE cops muah WTF ok arrest her now shes on crack!

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