An Open Letter To Kim & Kanye: So, It’s Really North West?

Kim & Kanye 2013 Met Ball
The famous couple goes floral at the 2013 Met Ball.
Dear Kim Kardashian & Kanye West,

So your baby is actually named North West? Like, for realz? This isn’t an elaborate ruse to throw us all off? I’ve avoided talking to you guys for the past week because I just assumed that you would do a formal announcement and that it would be something better than North.

Well, I guess that was silly of me. So, rumor has it that you guys chose the name North West not because it’s a funny directional name, but because–as a source told TMZ–you figured, “What’s North of North? Nothing.” Wow guys. Such wise words. 

See, North is a cute name. Don’t get me wrong. But do you realize what you’ve done to this poor, unsuspecting child? She’s not only going to have to go through the rest of her life with Kim Kardashian as her mom and Kanye West as her dad, but she’s also going to have this conversation for the rest of her life.

 “So, what’s your name?”


“Oh wow, that’s an interesting name. Your last name’s not West is it? Haha, lol, j/k, it couldn’t be.”


“Hold up girl! Your name is North West? Why would you parents do that?!?!”

See, not even her imaginary best friend Khaleesi thinks it was a good idea.

In conclusion you guys, please don’t give your kids directional names again. It’s too much, you’re just gonna make your children have difficult lives and you’re giving the rest of the world the ability to make fun of you.



Alright everyone! Get in on the action? Is North crazy or brilliant? Tell us in the comments below!