Dear Jayden Sink,
You are officially the coolest 5-year-old I know. Let’s us recap the awesome stuff you did this weekend. You are your proud papa, Jon Sink, set up a lemonade stand in Topeka, Kansas and were selling lemonade for peace.
Now Jayden, I realize this doesn’t sound very exciting, but you’ve got to remember that you set it up at Equality House, a big rainbow house located directly across from the headquarters of the Westboro Baptist Church. You know how I’m writing you a letter on how cool you are? I would write them a letter calling them a lot of bad words that a 5-year-old shouldn’t hear.
Jayden, I really applaud you and your dad for raising over $10,000 in the name of peace. And I do hope you didn’t let the fact that the folks from the Westboro Baptist Church were yelling things at you get you down. I mean, if they’re the type of people that post this Tweet and then change their sign to this, you don’t need to think about them.
— Westboro Baptist (@WBCSays) June 17, 2013
Those are some people who need some serious help. But you, my young friend, are already on your way to a better and brighter future. You keep on selling your lemonade for peace and we’ll stand behind you. Now Jayden, if you’ll excuse me, I do believe I have some money to donate for peace.