Amy WInehouse’s Husband Staying Put

July 21st, 2008 // Leave a Comment

That bloodcurdling crack shriek that you’re hearing is Amy Winehouse howling at the news that her husband Blake Fielder-Civil was sentenced to 27 months in jail for assault and bribing a witness.

Don’t worry, it’s jail, he can still get drugs.

She must be ready to tear that hive out at its dirty roots. Their junkie love is unbreakable.

Fielder-Civil (doesn’t that name sound like the kind of person who should be some sort of lawyer, professor or diplomat as opposed to crackhead?) had already been incarcerated for nine months while awaiting trial and sentencing.

Amy drowned her sorry by partying all weekend, and she was seen alleycatting around til’ the wee hours of the morning on Saturday. She must have been a little junked out as she wasn’t present for the sentencing. Either that or she was probably trying to use the drainpipe outside the courthouse to smoke a crack rock during the proceedings. There’s no shame in her game!

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That bloodcurdling crack shriek that you’re hearing is Amy Winehouse howling at the news that her husband Blake Fielder-Civil was sentenced to 27 months in jail for assault and bribing a witness.Don’t worry, it’s jail, he can still get drugs.She must be ready to tear that hive out at its dirty roots. Their junkie love is unbreakable. Fielder-Civil
(doesn’t that name sound like the kind of person who should be some
sort of lawyer, professor or diplomat as opposed to crackhead?) had
already been incarcerated for nine months while awaiting trial and
sentencing.Amy drowned her sorry by partying all weekend, and
she was seen alleycatting around til’ the wee hours of the morning on
Saturday. She must have been a little junked out as she wasn’t present
for the sentencing. Either that or she was probably trying to use the
drainpipe outside the courthouse to smoke a crack rock during the
proceedings. There’s no shame in her game!

By J. Harvey

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