Amy Winehouse Wears a Wife-Beater for a Reason

July 27th, 2007 // 9 Comments

Amy Winehouse would like you to know that she has no issue laying the smack down when it comes to her hubby getting out of line. Or just when he’s looking at her funny. Or breathing in a suspicious manner.

“I’ll beat up Blake when I’m drunk. I don’t think I have ever bruised him, but I do have my way. If he says one thing I don’t like then I’ll chin him.”

I’d say that I was worried that she’d probably bust his skull wide open, seeing as how he looks about as sturdy as a toothpick, but luckily, she herself is probably packing about as much strength as one of those pool noodles. But at least she’s managed to get her act together long enough to deliver a really rousing performance at the Institute of Contemporary Arts as part of the iTunes Festival on Wednesday, in stark contrast to her recent spitting-at-fans episode.

Her tiny physique clad in a black and white vintage dress the straps of which fell down repeatedly throughout the show, Winehouse achieved instant forgiveness for her poor timekeeping as soon as she opened her mouth.

To sing…not to spit. Amy, honey, if you would just use it properly, we could always get along. Well, at least this girl knows well enough not to get behind the wheel of a car. Have I said that before? Whatever, I can’t say it enough.


More photos of Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil are after the jump.


By Lisa Timmons

  1. P

    Those pool noodles kinda hurt when they’re wet and you’re smacked in the face :/

  2. woohoo

    She is so gross, I cannot even find the apropriate negative words to describe her nastiness. I would not want to stand near her afraid that something would jump from her hair or crawl out of her diseased looking skin. the filthiness of her actually makes me angry, that she is considered ” a celebrity” . She looks more like a scabies ridden prostitute to me.

  3. DiamondSal

    As long as they only abuse themselves and stay out of my neck of the woods I am okay with them killing each other.

  4. TheRage

    that chick always makes the weridest faces.

  5. TheRage

    aaaaaaand i can’t spell.

  6. She’s married to the wrong man! Cocaine-Pete was custom made for this foul little git!!

  7. BeenThereDoneThat

    I can’t pretend to be fond of Amy Winehouse’s music – I’ve listened to some of it, and I just don’t get it. But my heart goes out to this poor girl when I see these photos. When I was about her age, not so long ago, I was in a downward spiral of drinking and depression and prescription drugs, too, and I was in about the same physical state. I was down to about 75 lbs (at 5’4″), and I remember having those stick-thin arms and legs. At least she hasn’t started losing her hair – yet. Probably the reason she’s sucking on those lollipops (other than the obvious oral fixation) is because it’s the only way she can get any calories to stay on her stomach other than booze. When you’re drinking all the time and not eating, your body forgets how to digest food. I lived on nothing but vodka and hard candies for months (which is a lot less fun than it sounds like, BTW).

    And like Amy, I had the attitude that I’d sooner die than go to rehab. I almost did, too. Twice.

    When I look at these pictures, my feeling is that this girl isn’t long for this world if she keeps it up. I feel as though I’m looking at Janis Joplin or Jimi Hendrix in the summer of 1970. If her drinking and behaviour it can promote don’t kill her, the toll it takes on her body eventually will. I seriously hope she gets help. Hang in there, Amy, I’m pullin’ for ya girl!!

  8. bolding

    i dont understand why amy has no handler! the paps corner her in tabbacco shops and sidwalk crosswalks , torturing the poor girl! anyone with a huge group of intrusive photogs camping out in their back pocket is going to melt down, to say nothing of a person like amy, drug dependant and depressed as well as having not a single friend in the world aside from hangers on !

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