Amy Winehouse….You Know The Drill…

Amy Winehouse is still hoovering up Colombia. But you knew that already. Just like you knew that the earth would still turn, and Paris Hilton would still be whorish, and Tom Cruise would still like man ass. Death, taxes, Amy Winehouse blows rails.

Amy, her mind obvious almost completely corroded by the drugs, came rolling out of the Monarch pub last night around 2 AM. She put a Budweiser beer box on her head (how did it fit with the hive?) to avoid photogs and tried to crawl into a cab.

During this crack slapstick, she was photographed with a suspicious white substance hanging out of her nose. And we can be pretty sure it wasn’t feta cheese.

Isn’t she supposed to be on some sort of house arrest? What happened to her Dad barring her ass from leaving the house? He’s probably already under the floorboards. Don’t underestimate addiction! I nearly ran over the boyfriend with the Scion one time when we were out of Diet Pepsi. Move, bitch! Momma’s got a jonesin’!

Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery of 14 photos of Amy Winehouse.


Amy Winehouse is still hoovering up Colombia. But you knew that
already. Just like you knew that the earth would still turn, and Paris
Hilton would still be whorish, and Tom Cruise would still like man ass.
Death, taxes, Amy Winehouse blows rails.

Amy, her mind obvious almost completely corroded by the drugs, came
rolling out of the Monarch pub last night around 2 AM. She put a
Budweiser beer box on her head (how did it fit with the hive?) to avoid
photogs and tried to crawl into a cab.

During this crack slapstick, she was photographed with a suspicious white substance hanging out of her nose. And we can be pretty sure it wasn’t feta cheese.

Isn’t she supposed to be on some sort of house arrest? What happened to
her Dad barring her ass from leaving the house? He’s probably already
under the floorboards. Don’t underestimate addiction! I nearly ran over
the boyfriend with the Scion one time when we were out of Diet Pepsi.
Move, bitch! Momma’s got a jonesin’!Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery of 14 photos of Amy Winehouse.