Amy Winehouse Nearly Done in By Some Gum
Bless her heart, she can play guitar and sing at the same time, but please don’t ask her to chew gum whilst walking. My new favorite singer was having some difficulties masticating and had to take a moment to get the gum out of her pipes. Luckily, her little friend looked skinny enough to have been able to snake his arms down her gullet, if need be. Yes, he’s emaciated and a bit on the sickly side, but quite frankly, it makes me more disturbed that he’s wearing my shirt.