Amy Winehouse Gets Into Christmas Spirit, Boinks Santa

December 31st, 2008 // Leave a Comment


Hell, if Britney Spears can date a Bollywood “pin-up” then who’s to say Amy Winehouse can’t get some carnal love from Santa Claus this holiday season? They’re just just keeping us on our toes, Amy and Brit Brit. Good work girls.

All that topless carousing in St. Lucia caught the eye of the resort’s Father Christmas, reports The Sun. Amy Winehouse has gotten very close to “Matt” the hotel’s Santa Claus. 

“They are about the same age and from what everyone has seen there is no doubt they have hit it off. Amy follows him around like an elf.”

Matt is reportedly “shy” but tells everyone Amy is “lovely” (!!!!!!) and they “disappear off on their own.”

Uh oh. Here’s hoping the resort doesn’t drug test. 

Regardless, when “Matt’s” Santa Claus paychecks run out, we can look forward to a fresh “Christmas Chiller!” interview with The News Of The Word. It’s basically assured.

View a photo gallery of Amy Winehouse!



Hell, if Britney Spears can date a Bollywood “pin-up” then who’s to say Amy Winehouse can’t get some carnal love from Santa Claus this holiday season? They’re just just keeping us on our toes, Amy and Brit Brit. Good work girls.

All that topless carousing in St. Lucia caught the eye of the resort’s Father Christmas, reports The Sun. Amy Winehouse has gotten very close to “Matt” the hotel’s Santa Claus. 

“They are about the same age and from what everyone has seen there is no doubt they have hit it off. Amy follows him around like an elf.”

Matt is reportedly “shy” but tells everyone Amy is “lovely” (!!!!!!) and they “disappear off on their own.”

Uh oh. Here’s hoping the resort doesn’t drug test. I think all of us know exactly what may be going on here.
 
Regardless, when “Matt’s” Santa Claus paychecks run out, we can look forward to a fresh “Christmas Chiller!” interview with The News Of The Word. It’s basically assured.
By Melissa Noble

Leave A Comment