Amy Winehouse Falls For Another Jock Type, Spends Thousands In Minutes

January 20th, 2009 // 2 Comments

Copious amounts of booze in a spring break type environment is bringing out the latent sorority sister in Amy Winehouse. She’s drinking like it’s rush week, showing her tits, begging to make out with chicks and banging boys with chiseled abs.

This is cool with us. She can shelve the dirty, dingy London punk thing until spring. Or until Blaaaake gets out of the chokey. Whichever comes first.

Regardless of her undying love for Blake, The Sun is claiming Amy’s traded rugby-player-turned-famewhore-actor Josh Bowman in for a “sports instructor” at the St. Lucia resort. He’s another “clean-cut, handsome, healthy, bloke” says a “pal.”

Please. How “clean-cut” could “sports instructor” be if he’s exchaging saliva with Dirty Bathing Suit Drink Stealer?

But then again, how well does sport instructing pay? Amy does spend like a drunken sailor inspired by spirit of the P. Diddy at his most blingin‘. Pals are saying Amy Wineouse blew through a debachurous  $10,000 in an hour or so.

“Amy blows thousands at a time on these people she barely
knows. Some are friends but the majority are just outsiders who have latched on to
her and taken advantage. They see her as an open cheque book. In one night, Amy’s bill for this enormous group of at least 30 people came
to £10,000.”

Yeah, but think about how much money she’s saving not buying crack for Blaaaake anymore. This vacation is probably seeming like a bargain.

View a gallery of Amy Winehouse here!


Copious amounts of booze in a spring break type environment is bringing out the latent sorority sister in Amy Winehouse. She’s drinking like it’s rush week, showing her tits, begging to make out with chicks and banging boys with chiseled abs. This is cool with us. She can shelve the dirty, dingy London punk thing until spring. Or until Blaaaake gets out of the chokey. Whichever comes first.Regardless of her undying love for Blake, The Sun is claiming Amy’s traded rugby-player-turned-famewhore-actor Josh Bowman in for a “sports instructor” at the St. Lucia resort. He’s another “clean-cut, handsome, healthy, bloke” says a “pal.”Please. How “clean-cut” could “sports instructor” be if he’s exchaging saliva with Dirty Bathing Suit Drink Stealer?But
then again, how well does sport instructing pay? Amy does spend like a
drunken sailor inspired by spirit of the P. Diddy at his most blingin‘. Pals are saying Amy Wineouse blew through a debachurous  $10,000 in an hour or so.”Amy
blows thousands at a time on these people she barely knows. Some are
friends but the majority are just outsiders who have latched on to her
and taken advantage. They see her as an open cheque book. In one night,
Amy’s bill for this enormous group of at least 30 people came to
£10,000.”Yeah, but think about how much money she’s saving not buying crack for Blaaaake anymore. This vacation is probably seeming like a bargain.View a gallery of Amy Winehouse here!

By Melissa Noble
  1. Sandra

    I hope that instructor is getting major hazard pay. Jesus, I see a lye bath in his future.

  2. Martiniman

    In the first pic, I’d say that instructor had an ‘unenviable’ view (shudder)!

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