Amy Winehouse Checks Out, Cracks Up

July 1st, 2008 // 1 Comment

I could probably just leave it at the headline, but I’ve got a job to do and it’s to bring you every last damn crack detail! Amy Winehouse released herself from the hospital she’s been in for ten days. Then she went out and got her swerve on.

Amy was up until 4:30 AM this morning getting crazy with her incredibly caring friends. She released herself from the hospital yesterday after she spent Sunday at the Glastonbury Festival beating up a fan in the crowd.

Doctors knew her ass wouldn’t be able to go out and then come back. How you gonna keep em’ down on the farm when they’ve seen Gay Paree’?

“We feared a taste of the outside would remind her what she’s missing
and it would be hard to get her back into life at the clinic. That’s
exactly what’s happened,” a source at the hospital said.

Crack Attack might have broken out of the nurse’s office because she heard that her husband Blake Fielder-Civil has been sending crack missives to some other bitch in prison. These people might be beyond help. It’s possible.


I could probably just leave it at the headline, but I’ve got a job to
do and it’s to bring you every last damn crack detail! Amy Winehouse released herself from the hospital she’s been in for ten days. Then she went out and got her swerve on.

Amy was up until 4:30 AM this morning getting crazy with her incredibly
caring friends. She released herself from the hospital yesterday after
she spent Sunday at the Glastonbury Festival beating up a fan in the crowd.

Doctors knew her ass wouldn’t be able to go out and then come back. How
you gonna keep em’ down on the farm when they’ve seen Gay Paree’?

“We feared a taste of the outside would remind her what she’s missing
and it would be hard to get her back into life at the clinic. That’s
exactly what’s happened,” a source at the hospital said.

Crack Attack might have broken out of the nurse’s office because she heard that her husband Blake Fielder-Civil has been sending crack missives to some other bitch in prison. These people might be beyond help. It’s possible.

By J. Harvey
  1. Miss Mezza

    Aaahaaahahaha, ‘…when they’ve seen Gay Paree.’ Ahhahahaha. Gasp. Ahahaha. I’s gonna take me a while to recover from that one. Ahaha.

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