Amy Winehouse And The Sea


Amy Winehouse lost that constrictive bikini top this past weekend and horrified delighted beach goers by swimming topless in the Caribbean’s St. Lucia. She was kind of like a cracked out Loch Ness Monster as photographers snapped pictures of her popping out of the water in an array of nude akwardness.

You know, at first we’re thinking, “Huh, well, at least she’s off the sauce and finally free from that disgusting Blake Fielder-Civil. Bravo Amy! Throw your own Amy Gets Her Groove Back party. Get naked, see if we care!”

And then we read reports like this: “[Amy] was caught on video as she lurched from one side to another, waving her arms. At one point she attempted to sing along while hopping manically from one foot to the other…The mood was suddenly shattered by loud music, then Amy Winehouse appeared with her bits hanging out. She was dancing and slurring along to the music, oblivious to everything.”

Sigh. So, this is just Amy Winehouse Does The Caribbean. Not to be confused with Amy Winehouse Does the Streets of London and Amy Winehouse Does the Clinic. Same Amy, different background.

Oh well, at least she got some sun.

If you’re feeling risky, double click on the thumbnail below for the uncensored pics.

Amy Winehouse lost that constrictive bikini top this past weekend and horrified delighted beach goers by swimming topless in the Caribbean’s St. Lucia. She was kind of like a cracked out Loch Ness Monster as photographers snapped pictures of her popping out of the water in an array of nude akwardness.

You know, at first we’re thinking, “Huh, well, at least she’s off the sauce and finally free from that disgusting Blake Fielder-Civil. Bravo Amy! Throw your own Amy Gets Her Groove Back party. Get naked, see if we care!”

And then we read reports like this: “[Amy] was caught on video as she lurched from one side to another, waving her arms. At one point she attempted to sing along while hopping manically from one foot to the other…The mood was suddenly shattered by loud music, then Amy Winehouse appeared with her bits hanging out. She was dancing and slurring along to the music, oblivious to everything.”

Sigh. So, this is just Amy Winehouse Does The Caribbean. Not to be confused with Amy Winehouse Does the Streets of London and Amy Winehouse Does the Clinic. Same Amy, different background.

Oh well, at least she got some sun.

If you’re feeling risky, double click on the thumbnail below for the uncensored pics.