Amy Winehouse And The Sea

December 22nd, 2008 // 9 Comments


Amy Winehouse lost that constrictive bikini top this past weekend and horrified delighted beach goers by swimming topless in the Caribbean’s St. Lucia. She was kind of like a cracked out Loch Ness Monster as photographers snapped pictures of her popping out of the water in an array of nude akwardness.

You know, at first we’re thinking, “Huh, well, at least she’s off the sauce and finally free from that disgusting Blake Fielder-Civil. Bravo Amy! Throw your own Amy Gets Her Groove Back party. Get naked, see if we care!”

And then we read reports like this: “[Amy] was caught on video as she lurched from one side to another, waving her arms. At one point she attempted to sing along while hopping manically from one foot to the other…The mood was suddenly shattered by loud music, then Amy Winehouse appeared with her bits hanging out. She was dancing and slurring along to the music, oblivious to everything.”

Sigh. So, this is just Amy Winehouse Does The Caribbean. Not to be confused with Amy Winehouse Does the Streets of London and Amy Winehouse Does the Clinic. Same Amy, different background.

Oh well, at least she got some sun.

If you’re feeling risky, double click on the thumbnail below for the uncensored pics.

Amy Winehouse lost that constrictive bikini top this past weekend and horrified delighted beach goers by swimming topless in the Caribbean’s St. Lucia. She was kind of like a cracked out Loch Ness Monster as photographers snapped pictures of her popping out of the water in an array of nude akwardness.

You know, at first we’re thinking, “Huh, well, at least she’s off the sauce and finally free from that disgusting Blake Fielder-Civil. Bravo Amy! Throw your own Amy Gets Her Groove Back party. Get naked, see if we care!”

And then we read reports like this: “[Amy] was caught on video as she lurched from one side to another, waving her arms. At one point she attempted to sing along while hopping manically from one foot to the other…The mood was suddenly shattered by loud music, then Amy Winehouse appeared with her bits hanging out. She was dancing and slurring along to the music, oblivious to everything.”

Sigh. So, this is just Amy Winehouse Does The Caribbean. Not to be confused with Amy Winehouse Does the Streets of London and Amy Winehouse Does the Clinic. Same Amy, different background.

Oh well, at least she got some sun.

If you’re feeling risky, double click on the thumbnail below for the uncensored pics.


By Melissa Noble
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  1. khole

    get well, get killed or OD.
    just put yourself and us out of your misery.
    your music isn’t work it.

  2. Alexander

    She makes the rest of us look pretty! Thank god for this ugly bitch!

  3. viper

    Those are the WEIRDEST pair of lemons I have EVER seen! It’s like one of them is trying to get airbourn and the other is hanging down trying to die.

  4. Tim

    Oh my goodness, a naked woman!!

    ….This is news???

    People are so repressed.

    It amazes me over thousands of years how in awe people are over sex and the human body…

    Have sex, be naked, be human….get a life.

  5. Steph

    I’m just happy to see that she’s gaining some weight finally.

  6. Quiche Lorraine

    no Alexander, you look petty not pretty.

    Amy looks healthier than she has in ages, hopefully this young woman will finally get sober.

  7. OMFG

    GOOD GRIEF!….Nasty…JUST NASTY…I definitely didn’t want to see a screwed up gal well…uhh half naked….She’s weird and the pics are GROSS!…
    But atleast she’s gaining some weight.

  8. Holly C.

    who the crap is this lady?!?!?!??

  9. Nicky

    Holly you must be new to these gossip website because Amy Winehouse is a constant on all of them. She’s basically a crack head who sings some pretty good songs. Does the song ‘Rehab’ ring a bell? Poor Amy, she wasn’t that bad when she first started out. What went so wrong?

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