Amy Winehouse And Her New Man?

April 29th, 2008 // 4 Comments

This is the face that you make when you find out that your incarcerated hubby is asking for nearly $6 million in the case you divorce. Amy Winehouse is denying that she’s been cheating on her jailed husband Blake Fielder-Civil with this dude, Alex Haines (or Haynes, we’re not sure), her manager’s assistant. Amy told press at her home in North London, “I am not divorcing Blake. I am totally in love with him.”

Despite Amy’s insistence that her marriage is still intact, her mother, Janis Winehouse told the Daily Mail that Amy “needs a man she can depend on, who can look after her,” adding, “I’m praying Alex is that man.”

Meanwhile, Blake is furious at the prospect that Amy has moved on. He’s asking for approximately $500,000 for every month of their marriage and has reportedly returned to substance abuse after hearing the news of his wife’s infidelity. According to The Sun, he’s been put on suicide watch in jail.

Meanwhile, I’m still wondering how Amy manages to get the bottom of her capri pants dirty. It takes some real skill, seeing as how they hover just above her knees.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online

By Lisa Timmons
  1. jbonz

    Man! She’s just like every white trash trailer park princess on Earth: hook up to a man – any man at all – and hang onto his coattails until he lands in the hoosegow, then go out and find another one and start over again. Those nights of chemical psychosis get lonely without someone there to chase the spiders away, eh Amy?

  2. T-Bone

    “her mother, Janis Winehouse told the Daily Mail that Amy “needs a man she can depend on, who can look after her,” adding, “I’m praying Alex is that man.”
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    Perhaps Mrs. Winehouse should start praying for AMY to be able to take care of AMY, and stop counting on men to do the job for her. Talk about enabling the drug addict. Seriously, girl needs to get help for her BPD and her chemical addictions. If she chooses not to, well….then she chooses everything that comes with that. But no one should charge some random man with this task.

  3. leilah

    You’re not seriously wondering how AW gets her knees dirty, are you?

  4. Crux the Magic Dragon

    T-Bone: Bravo! leilah: Bwaahahaha!

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