Amy Winehouse: Sexy, Sassy, Staggering
Good lord in Heaven. Was there a war? Is this medieval times? Bring out yer dead! I feel like she should be serving ale with a big tumor hanging off her face while everyone’s outside dying of the Black Plague. This just isn’t right. Find a garden hose, splash yourself down and go to bed, young lady. Bypass that pipe for once.
Amy Winehouse doesn’t care what you think. The kittenish vamp was recently spotted blowing smoke rings off a big spliff at a local pub. As evidenced by the British police only recently jailing Pete Doherty after a couple of years of open drug abuse and general illegal havoc, the bobbies just don’t give a f*ck. There’s more important things to worry about. Naomi Campbell probably has a bomb strapped to her Galliano bustier over at Heathrow.
Amy’s general appearance was…well, look at the damn pic!
“Dressed in a black mesh vest which revealed her cherry print bra, cut-off jeans and her trademark ballet pumps, the singer’s scrawny body, and pale weathered face appeared to confirm that she is again in the grip of a severe dependence on drugs and alcohol,” the British press noted.
Amy’s night out ended with her trying to punch and head butt a man in the street, buying a tabloid with her on the cover under the headline of “HEADCASE,” and having to break into her own home because she lost her keys. So, your average evening out.
More photos of Amy Winehouse are after the jump.