Is That A Cartoon? Is She In A Play?

January 16th, 2008 // 8 Comments

Seriously. She looks fictional. Amy Winehouse wants to perform at the Grammys. The Grammys want her to perform as well. The trouble is, this crackhead is running into trouble getting a visa to enter the United States. Well, we kinda have enough people with drug issues in our country is the thinking. Amy’s publicized meltdowns, her arrests, and her reported complicity in her husband Blake Civl-Fielder’s trial-fixing scheme are spoiling her travel plans. This might not even be a problem as the Grammys could possibly be cancelled due to the ongoing writer’s strike. But a source says it’s Amy’s much documented drug problems that are the main issue. “The visa problem is definitely drugs,” says a source. But on the lighter side, Amy Winehouse is teaming up with hipster producer Mark Ronson to make a….Hanukhah album? Sweet. Mark’s reasoning is that “you have all these amazing records to play for Christmas, like Motown and Carla Thomas and the Charlie Brown Christmas, and unfortunately, us Jews have nothing that cool to listen to. So we should do something.” Well, if you can rouse her high ass long enough to lay down some dreidel songs, I say go for it. That’s a hot idea.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online

By J. Harvey
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  1. Hey Cupcake

    I really didn’t think it could get worse, but I stand corrected.

    The toothless meth addicts in the alleys near our office look healthier than she does.

  2. MardiGras

    Looks like she’s channeling Carmen Miranda, that crazy Latin singer from the 30s-40s who used to wear big turbans with flowers and bananas and other assorted fruit. I heard she used to keep her stash of cocaine in her platform shoes. She was nuts but she looked a helluva lot better than this poor creature.

  3. k

    that’s a whole lot of some serious ass, motherfuck-fucking fug. she’s so ugly, i can smell her through the photo. god. damn. it’s getting in my mouth now…

  4. Observer

    Rosie The Riveter. On crack.

  5. jbonz

    You guys!
    That’s Chris Crocker in drag as Aunt Jemima!

  6. Victoria

    She is becoming the Mistress of Fug.

  7. Lisa

    Please, Amy, get your hair “Back to Black” immediately!!!!
    That has to be the worst hair dye job I’ve ever seen! It ages her by about 30 years and highlights her bad skin. And you don’t change your hair like that, and still keep the makeup!

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