‘America’s Next Top Model Obsessed’ Launches On Oxygen

January 13th, 2009 // 3 Comments

Poor little cracked-out Jael Strauss showed her ass on the red carpet to launch of ANTM Obsessed on Oxygen. Seriously, of all the sad characters to have walked the halls of Tyra Banks’ dormitory for model wannabes, Jael seems to be the most tragic at the moment. Honey, at least wear some panties that contrast with your skin, if you know you’re going to be flashing.

Jaslene Gonzalez actually looked pretty good. When she looks good, she looks like Janice Dickinson in her prime and when she looks bad, she looks like JDick now.

OK, Cycle 2 winner Yoanna House looks like she has officially gone crazy. Between the clumpy mascara, circles of blush on her cheeks and her glazed eyes, I’m starting to wonder if maintaining a size 2 physique hasn’t started to wear on a the girl’s psyche.

Radiating a glow over the whole proceedings is the raspberry, faux-wrap dress clad Tyra Banks, whose glorious cascading waves of caramel hair, perfectly-placed false eyelashes and well-practiced smile refused to go unrecognized.

It’s a testament to her that even when Ms. Jay Alexander shows up wearing Mickey Mouse ears, Tyra’s still the most striking presence on the carpet.


Poor little cracked-out Jael Strauss showed her ass on the red carpet to launch of ANTM Obsessed
on Oxygen. Seriously, of all the sad characters to have walked the
halls of Tyra Banks’ dormitory for model wannabes, Jael seems to be the
most tragic at the moment. Honey, at least wear some panties that
contrast with your skin, if you know you’re going to be flashing.

Jaslene Gonzalez actually looked pretty good. When she looks good, she looks like Janice Dickinson in her prime and when she looks bad, she looks like JDick now.

OK, Cycle 2 winner Yoanna House looks like she has officially
gone crazy. Between the clumpy mascara, circles of blush on her cheeks
and her glazed eyes, I’m starting to wonder if maintaining a size 2
physique hasn’t started to wear on a the girl’s psyche.

Radiating a glow over the whole proceedings is the raspberry, faux-wrap dress clad Tyra Banks,
whose glorious cascading waves of caramel hair, perfectly-placed false
eyelashes and well-practiced smile refused to go unrecognized.

It’s a testament to her that even when Ms. Jay Alexander shows up wearing Mickey Mouse ears, Tyra’s still the most striking presence on the carpet.

By Lisa Timmons
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  3. yessenia

    hi im 11 and would like to know how old you have to be to be on your show america’s next top model

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