“America’s Got Talent” But Not Brandy

April 20th, 2007 // 1 Comment


Moesha’s goin’ through some stuff . Yesterday, she released an official statement about quitting “America’s Got Talent”. Does anyone watch that mess? I don’t want to see precocious six-year-olds acting like mature and seasoned professional singers or people yanking condoms over their entire heads. Who the hell wants to see an eight-year-old comedian? Ugh, I’d rather run the Boston Marathon.

“Brandy has enjoyed her association with the program,” said the singer’s rep, Courtney Barnes. “However, she felt she couldn’t give the new season the attention and commitment it deserved.”

The R&B singer faces a possible misdemeanor vehicular manslaughter charge as well as two wrongful death lawsuits stemming from a fatal Dec. 30 crash in Los Angeles.

If convicted, Brandy could be sentenced to up to a year in county jail.

Hopefully she’s sticking to the L.A. bus system. “America’s Got Talent” will now be judged by Sharon Osbourne (scary), The Hoff (scarier), and someone named Piers Morgan. And hosted by Jerry Springer. Frankly, running over someone is probably a better career move.

By J. Harvey

  1. Jinxy McDeath

    Hang up and drive, bitch! Let’s hope she does some time in jail, the family of the dead wife and mother gets all Brandy’s money, and Brandy lives out her life in a dumpster.

    Stupid hag.

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