Amanda Overmyer And Her Skunk Hair Got Booted Off American Idol

March 20th, 2008 // 3 Comments

America is challenged. What were they thinking? Trailer mama Amanda Overmeyer had to pack her rat’s nest and hitchhike home last night from American Idol. She was one of my favorites! She just didn’t care! She would drink you under the damn table and then steal your wallet to go buy some chewing tobacco!

How is the talentless Kristy Lee Cook still going strong? Michael Johns was exiled from Australia for being utterly boring! Who have these people slept with to still be clinging to this show?

Amanda took it in stride, because bitch is a tough cookie. “”It’s been a run. … No. 11 out of all them people is more than I could expect,” she said. Amanda, if you ever get up to Boston I will take you out for a beer. I’m sure we can find a shitkicker bar that has Janis Joplin and Gretchen Wilson tracks on the jukebox to get blitzed to somewhere in the area.

By J. Harvey

  1. Jazzie

    Soooooooooo glad the b–ch is gone..back to the
    backroads on Indiana.. whooooo-hooooo.
    How she ever got on the show is a mystery..

  2. Liz

    I hated her hair but she had more personality than most of the contestants there. I liked her for that factor alone. She was at least different. Not like Kristie. She has zero personality and zero talent.

  3. Yoshi

    If she’s ever in Boston I’ll join you for the drink. (even though I’m not allowed in bars…. :l)
    I thought she was really good, and Kristy should be kicked POST-HASTE.

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