Amanda Bynes Heads To Court With Her Blonde Wig, Allegedly 911 Herself

May 24th, 2013 // Leave a Comment

Welcome to the continuing story of The Amanda Show.

Everyone’s favorite Twitterer, Amanda Bynes, was arrested last night on charges of criminal marijuana possession, reckless endangerment and tampering with evidence for tossing a bong out her window. You can check out the video of the arrest here.

Prior to being taken to the police station, Amanda was given a psych evaluation, so hopefully that gives us an insight into her mental state, because no person I know would show up to court wearing that awful platinum blonde wig. Guys, I feel so bad for Amanda. 

I just want her to go back to the way things were before she started posting topless pictures of herself on Twitter. Oh, and just in case you thought her arrest story couldn’t get anymore bizarre, In Touchis reporting that Amanda was actually the one who called 911 herself. A source told the magazine, “She called 911, saying cops were going to assault her.”

In case you’re lost, these were the cops who were coming to arrest her after her doorman called saying she was smoking pot in the building. We’ll make sure to keep you updated on what’s happening, but currently we’re just shocked by how terrible Amanda looks. I mean, her mug shot is terrifying.

I really, really hope that this is a turning point for Amanda. Girl, get the help you need and we’ll be here for you.

By Sabba Rahbar

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