Amanda Bynes Claims Cop Slapped Her Vagina

Amanda Bynes Arrested
Bynes leaves police station following arrest for DUI
This has been a very busy Memorial Day weekend for Amanda Bynes.

News outlets claim the 27-year-old actress was arrested when police arrived at her NYC apartment in response to a call from her building manager that she was smoking an illegal substance of some sort in the lobby.

However, according to a lengthy Tweet posted by Amanda, it’s all lies.

Here’s what Ms. Bynes has to say on her Twitter account about the incident:

Don’t believe the reports about me being arrested. It’s all lies. I was sexually harassed by one of the cops the night before last which is who then arrested me. He lied and said I threw a bong out the window when I opened the window for fresh air. Hilarious. He slapped my vagina. Sexual harassment. Big deal. I then called the cops on him. He handcuffed me, which I resisted, quite unlike any of the reports stated. Then I was sent to a mental hospital. Offensive. I kept asking for my lawyer but they wouldn’t let me. The cops were creepy. The cop sexually harassed me, they found no pot on me or bong outside my window. That’s why the judge let me go. Don’t believe any reports.

Who did this cop think he was? Drake? She punctuates her point with the following Tweet, “Believe everything I say on twitter!”

As wacky as Amanda’s Tweets have become, I have to say they are still way more lucid than Courtney Love on a good day.