Alli Simms’ Master Plan Continues, Defends Britney’s Parenting Skills

August 1st, 2007 // 7 Comments

This chick is so devious. Despite reports that she’s in cahoots with Lynne Spears and K-Fed to take those kids away (with good reason), Alli Simms is defending Britney in the press and talking about her own bright future as a singing sensation. She doesn’t explain the chokers, though. Seriously, is she Janet Jackson’s “If” video?

As for Spears’s parenting skills, which have come under fire recently, Sims tells PEOPLE in its new issue, “She’s a wonderful mom and she is so hands-on. … Britney loves those babies to death. And they adore her.”

When it comes to her former employer, Sims adds, “I love her, she’s beautiful inside and out. We’re still great friends.”

This devious backstabber says that Britney loves her music, and has always been supportive. She is setting up Britney for a great big fall. The jokes on her though, because Britney can’t get any lower than the emotional undersea trench she’s already floating around in. Soda in baby bottles? Ugh!

By J. Harvey
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  1. ohtotoro

    That’s hilarious. I grew up with B’s last assistant Shannon Funk and while I was never that good of friends with her (I didn’t run with that crowd) I’ve got plenty of friends who still talk to her. In fact, I was just recently informed by a close friend that Shannon invited 4 guy friends to B’s video shoot or sad excuse for a strip tease. They thought ” hey great, free drinks ” because there was an open bar at the place she was shooting. After they were invited up and all I know is there was a hot tub, lots of drinking and a topless B hooking up with one 20 something said guy friend and hoping to hook up with a second.

    No lie. It’s what you get for growing up in Orange County. Anyway, where were her kids then?!

  2. green cardigan

    Never bite the hand that feeds you.

    When Alli’s music is sitting in the bottom of a bargain bin, she might be knocking on Cheetney’s door again.

  3. DiamondSal

    She’s a joke entertainer.. funnier than Paris.. hahaha

  4. Darth Paul

    Scandalous or not, she’s a damn sight better looking than B, even with that ridiculous Xena prom dress.

  5. Karen

    She looks so much older in those pictures. And what the hell is she wearing?

  6. Sara

    It is in code! She used the words babies and death in the same sentence.

  7. Persistent Cat

    Heehee, you printed that picture. It’s so bad it’s great!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you!!!

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