All Kinds Of Ewww
Randy Spelling recently related the heartwarming story to the New York Daily News of how he took Paris Hilton’s virginity.
We went to Palm Springs once for the weekend, and we couldn’t check into the hotel under her name because her grandma was looking for her. “She was like 15; I was 17. And what do you know, I hear this knock-knock-knock on the door, and I look out and her grandma’s there. And then I look out the window and I see Paris in a full-on dress with a suitcase running down the golf course. We broke up like a week later.”
Aww, rich kid love. How cute. And apparently, Paris still harbors fond memories of her first love, according to Spelling’s account of a recent run-in at a nightclub with Hilton.
“She came up to me and she was like, ‘I want to say hi to Randy.’ She was like, ‘Randy took my virginity. I want to say hi.'”
That’s so sweet. I mean, that she’s letting him believe that he was her first. Although, I kind of wish it were true, so that I could at least have some way of distinguishing who the hell Randy is without having to constantly remember that he’s Tori Spelling’s brother/Aaron Spelling’s son.