Newlyweds Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz (I can’t with that name) took a stroll through Tribeca on Tuesday looking frankly fairly annoyed. I can’t say as I blame them considering it’s been like the surface of the sun here in New York. And when you add pregnancy on top of that, well, I’m guessing girlfriend is uncomfortable.
Can someone please tell me how to feel about these two? Alicia pretty much homewrecked all up in Swizz’ situation, at least if you were to ask his ex-wife. But the two are in love, pregnant, and married just in time to avoid bastardism (yes, I made that word up), so it’s hard to be the hater that I so love to be. What can I say? Romance warms the cockles of my tiny, black heart.