Ali Lohan Somehow Got On The Cover Of Something

Has anyone heard of Supermodels Unlimited magazine? Ali Lohan’s on the cover. Is this printed in Nana Lohan’s basement? First off, I wasn’t aware that Ali is a supermodel. Sure, she’s walked the sidewalks of a Long Island and been called a “striptease person” by Anderson Cooper. But is that what really makes a supermodel these days? Someone’s lowered the bar, then.

Ali’s featured in a variety of outfits and bad camera angles. You know her berserker mom Dina Lohan put her ass up to this. “Ali’s it’s a GREAT opportunity to be featured in a magazine that looks like a mail order bride catalog from the Balkans! C’mon!”

Seriously, this looks like the pamphlet you get in the waiting room of a Nevada brothel.

Check out all the photos of Ali Lohan in the gallery.


Has anyone heard of Supermodels Unlimited magazine? Ali Lohan’s on the cover.
Is this printed in Nana Lohan’s basement? First off, I wasn’t aware
that Ali is a supermodel. Sure, she’s walked the sidewalks of a Long
Island and been called a “striptease person” by Anderson Cooper. But is that what really makes a supermodel these days? Someone’s lowered the bar, then.Ali’s featured in a variety of outfits and bad camera angles. You know her berserker mom Dina Lohan
put her ass up to this. “Ali’s it’s a GREAT opportunity to be featured
in a magazine that looks like a mail order bride catalog from the
Balkans! C’mon!”Seriously, this looks like the pamphlet you get in the waiting room of a Nevada brothel.