Ali Lohan Must Be Cold

January 30th, 2009 // 6 Comments

Someone needs to get DYS on Dina Lohan stat. There is no way in hell she should be forcing her daughter to participate in some bullshit photoshoot in the middle of Times Square in the freezing cold. Here’s Ali Lohan in her latest future Michael Lohan blog topic, doing a shoot as part of photographer Jonathan Ressler’s “Extraordinary Women” series.

First off, who? Second – woman (well, she’s kind of a crow)? Third – extraordinary? Look, I believe the children are our future as much as the next closeted lesbian songtress crackhead, but really. Ali Lohan (15) should be home texting about how much she hates her mother and stealing peppermint schnapps from the liquor cabinet, not having to sell her ass to keep Dina in Botox and laser hair removal.

Click any photo to view all the photos of some of Ali Lohan in the gallery!


Someone needs to get DYS on Dina Lohan stat. There is no way in
hell she should be forcing her daughter to participate in some bullshit
photoshoot in the middle of Times Square in the freezing cold. Here’s
Ali Lohan in her latest future Michael Lohan blog topic, doing a shoot as part of photographer Jonathan Ressler’s “Extraordinary Women” series.First off, who? Second – woman (well, she’s kind of a crow)?
Third – extraordinary? Look, I believe the children are our future as
much as the next closeted lesbian songtress crackhead, but really. Ali
Lohan (15) should be home texting about how much she hates her mother
and stealing peppermint schnapps from the liquor cabinet, not having to
sell her ass to keep Dina in Botox and laser hair removal.

By J. Harvey
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  1. Stickler

    Wow. She looks dead-eyed. Plus, I’m loving the fake tan she has going in a v-shape on her chest. Ugh.

  2. chris

    If you cut her hair off she’d look like Sam Ronsons twin

  3. WALEE

    I AM PAGING ANDERSON COOPER!!!!

  4. michelle

    SOOOO OVERRATED!!!!!

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