David Letterman Realizes That If You’ve Seen One Lohan, You’ve Seen Them All

May 21st, 2008 // 8 Comments

HAH! It sucks when you’re mistaken for your beat-to-hell sister! Ali Lohan was on Letterman last night to promote her and her mom Dina Lohan’s sad ass E! reality show Living Lohan. While Letterman was bidding her farewell, he referred to her as “Lindsay.” Well, how can you tell the different. They all look like busted hookers. Supposedly she’s 14. In dog years.

It’s almost reprehensible what this girl’s mom and cokie head sister have done to her. Your little sister should not look like she just got shooed off the corner next to the bodega.

Living Lohan premieres May 26, and you had better believe J. Harvey is recapping it. I need something to do since they fixed ANTM and Big Whitney won.

Photos: WENN

More photos of the expressive Ali Lohan are after the jump.

Photos: WENN

By J. Harvey

  1. quincy45

    If I had studio ticket for that taping, I’d leave. Jeez I stuck around for Jack Hanna’s animals and wasn’t disappointed!

  2. wowza

    Well, she has her mom’s hair flipping and long island sneer down pat. I had to turn this off after about 30 seconds. I kept wanting to see something endearing about her, but all I see is fame-hungry, mis-guided teenager.

  3. Persistent Cat

    Her own mother calls her Linsday, why shouldn’t everyone else. It’s the only way she’ll get that thing she wants. You know, fame. So so healthy.

  4. Jackers

    I feel soo old saying this but…

    Does anyone say “yes” anymore?? I could take one more “yeah” out of her mouth after about 30 seconds.

  5. say what?

    man, Dave is slipping.

    first Heidi whats-her-face, then this nobody?

    his booking person should be fired. and if this is the only caliber of “celeb” they CAN book, it’s time for Dave to call it a day and retire.

  6. me

    Singer and actress? Original. I like how words that start with “S” become “Sh” instead. Set the record shtrait? Uhhh, that’s even more annoying than the grovelly bitchy whisper voice that Britney uses to sing. BARF! Why not take some elocution lessons?

  7. Jessica

    I think the writer of this article is really jealous. He wants to BE Dina Lohan. He should get a real job and stop whining and gossipping like a little bitter lady…learn to be a real man!

  8. Jessica

    I think the writer of this article is really a disgusting personality at least in his work. He wants to follow around people who are more successful at being famous than he has ever managed and then tear them apart because he feels jealous. He should get a real job and stop whining and gossipping…learn to be a real man!

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