Ali Lohan Crashes


Ali Lohan, 13, was involved in a car accident last Friday. She had snuck out of her house to meet up with a friend. Or perhaps to sell photos of her crazed sister to the paps. Hey – if you’re forced to live in that mayhem, you might as well make a profit.

The accident, in which two people were slightly injured, happened at 7:20 p.m. on Friday, close to the Lohan family home in Merrick, on New York’s Long Island.

“Ali had snuck out of the house to be with her friend, a 16-year-old boy who has a learner’s permit. He had taken the car without his mother’s permission,” says the insider. “Luckily, she was not hurt.”

I know that’s typical kid stuff. It could be the basis of a “7th Heaven” episode. But these are Lohans. He might have crashed because Ali was trying to show him that “harmonica-style” thing that Lindsay taught her. Ok, that was crass but I’m in Newport and having to write about these debris people is spoiling my mood.