Alec Baldwin Still Working on Removing His Foot from Hit Mouth

On his website, Alec Baldwin is attempting to further explain the context in which his angry voicemail was left to his 11-year old daughter, Ireland.

I’m sorry, as everyone who knows me is aware, for losing my temper with my child. I have been driven to the edge by parental alienation for many years now. You have to go through this to understand. ( Although I hope you never do.) I am sorry for what happened. But I am equally sorry that a court order was violated, which had deliberately been put under seal in this case.

In addition, Alec is on the hunt for the one-armed man who leaked the tape in the first place, according to CNN:

Meanwhile, Baldwin’s attorney, Vicki Greene, said she filed a court order Friday “to determine how the tape got leaked and to determine whether actions should be taken again Kim Basinger, or her attorneys, or Harvey Levin (who runs and anybody else associated with the leaking of the tape and the violation of the court orders to keep the proceedings closed.”

Like a child, I feel like my innocence has also been taken from me and really, that may be the most tragic aspect of this whole debacle. Wait, am I overexaggerating? Nope, I think I think I’m right. Oh, Schweaty Balls, how I long for your light-hearted brevity and hearty flavor…