A recent photo of gay divorcee Al Reynolds in UnderArmour boxer briefs and little else lead to rumors that he had been signed to a modeling campaign for the sports gear company. Several websites stated that Al would be modeling a “30 piece line” for Summer 2008. UnderArmour makes buttplugs? Anyway, UnderArmour couldn’t distance themselves from Star Jones’ former stylist, I mean husband, fast enough.
“I wanted to clarify what has been reported. Al Reynolds is not a spokesperson for Under Armour, nor is there any business relationship of any kind between the Under Armour brand and Al Reynolds,” UnderArmour rep Tai Foster said. Not that I think Al Reynolds needs more free swag thrown at him, but damn, someone sounds like they don’t want a queen in their drawers. Honey, 1/2 your clientele is gay! I own a pair!
“Don’t try to make a shirtless picture something it’s not – that’s my comment,” Reynolds’ rep (wrap?) Howard Bragman said. I didn’t, that’s totally his online personal ad. Trust me when I say that it says “pnp, fisting, no brown or yellow, and can travel if airfare provided” under that picture online.