Adrianne Curry Was Involved In Quite The Unfortunate Incident

America’s Next Top Model (and Brady lovah) Adrianne Curry was “molested” according to TMZ.  Nay, this is not an excerpt from a TMI bio, but a real-life incident.  Curry wasn’t so much molested as she was groped, but going over choice of words could take all day (and there’s a lot of smutty news out there to cover).

So, Curry was in Orlando for a Star Wars convention (RED FLAG) and called the cops after a drunk man reached up her skirt and “molested” her.  Well, then.  Allegedly it took the cops over an hour to respond to the call, and when they arrived on the scene the perp was laying in the bushes by the entrace to the hotel.  Oh Orlando.  One class act of a city.

The perp was arrested for disorderly intoxication…and for being a total creep in Orlando.  After all was said and done, Curry tweeted:

“cops are here..molesting pervert drunk in the back of their car…going to bed … i cannot believe last night happened….love starwars…but ready to leave.”