Adriana Lima Is Naked

March 19th, 2008 // 2 Comments

Here’s Adriana Lima’s nude body barely disguised by sand, palm fronds, crashing waves, a tiny loincloth, and some artfully placed split ends. These are snaps from her GQ photo shoot. It’s like The Blue Lagoon, but without a tour de force performance from Brooke Shields.

In the palm frond picture, I think I see the line of a clear g-string but then I also notice that I can see WAY more of her triangular mystery than I need to. So if it’s a g-string, it’s the tiniest g-string ever. The Atom would be like “yeah, that’s not covering my junk.” I just used a comic book character to demonstrate supermodel g-string size. Only a gay nerd could mess up the beauty of this photo shoot.

More of Adriana Lima’s nude self after the jump.

By J. Harvey

  1. sissy

    I think the real question is: Is she recently single and does she have a profile on (MillMatch… Does she like fertile douches? I decide to check something out there

  2. B.SophiaLoren

    She is the ONLY woman in the world who is beautiful enough to get away with being bitchy.
    It’s not fair. Why does she have that & I have this?
    I’m SOOOOOOOOOOOO hanging up this cover to get myself in shape for summer!

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