Adrian Grenier Is So Hyping His Upcoming Documentary By Claiming He’d Actually Date Paris Hilton

September 18th, 2007 // 10 Comments


This is false. Adrian Grenier of “Entourage” has been hanging around Paris Hilton, Ramen noodling and working on a documentary about celebrity. Now he’s raving about what a wonderful person she is and hinting that he might like to date her. This is such a hoax. He’s totally lying and and laying the groundwork so his documentary gets bought at Sundance and distributed. He may be short and look like a Monchichi but that doesn’t mean he’s not a sly one.

“I think she’s absolutely wonderful. I really like her, genuinely. So, there’s that. Just genuine human-to-human appreciation. But she also has a very unique experience that I’m curious about. It’s an experience she’s been intertwined with for many years. Well beyond the many years I’ve had to experience this sort of celebrity situation. So, you know, we’re sort of helping each other out. We’re sort of mutual mentors.”

When asked for the definite word on whether they are dating, Adrian says, “We’re not. We’re just friends.

“But,” he adds with a smile, “there’s always a world of possibility!”

“Absolutely wonderful”? It’s scary the lengths that filmmakers will go to while publicizing a project. David Lynch stood on a street corner with a cow for “Inland Empire”. Adrian is sort of doing the same thing here. Also keep in mind that Adrian is no stranger to cheese. Check out Britney’s “Crazy” video, where he cheeses it up with Brit and Melissa Joan Hart. This guy has been in the fame victim whore trenches and seen it all.


More photos of Paris Hilton and her pretty posse leaving The Ivy after the jump.


By J. Harvey

  1. Clementines

    Bravest man alive next to Rosie O’Donnell!

  2. Denise

    Who is this man? He is fantastic!

  3. Denise

    Who is this man? He is fantastic!

  4. Denise

    Who is this man? He is fantastic!

  5. cocoa

    LMFAO!!!!! That Monchichi reference was beautiful J.

  6. Jeanie

    Monchichi!!! Ha ha. They are so soft and cuddly.

  7. Craptastic

    Like on some serious shit, these guys that mess around with this chick know she has a DOCUMENTED/PROVEN CASE OF HERPES???!..geezus. wtf is wrong with people?

  8. mia

    I was always wondering why I had such a fondness for him, and you’ve completely cleared it all up for me. I loved my monchichi as a kid, gotta be the physical resemblance.

  9. Adrian Grenier is brilliant

    Ah, my point exactly. Almost verbatim. Adrian Grenier is feeding into the media frenzy on purpose, so that he has more material for his documentary. The more the media asks about their “relationship”, the more he laughs. He’s brilliant!! It’s the best socialogy experiment ever!

  10. kharris

    Wow! Such a hot guy! Someone sign him up for something, anything!

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