Adam Lambert And His Penis Enjoy A Night Out With Samantha Ronson

November 11th, 2009 // 63 Comments

Let me just state this for the record. I HATE skinny jeans. Apparently Adam Lambert doesn’t. If I want to see a man’s penis, I’ll ask to see the man’s penis. Maybe that’s just his CD in his pocket?

He was strutting his stuff and his package last night at Bardot, where he had been hanging out with Samantha Ronson. The two left together, but drove off in separate cars.

By Miu von Furstenberg
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  1. Cmag

    He’s very pretty. I kind of like the jeans. If you got it, flaunt it.

  2. Marva

    If I asked Adam to show me his penis he’d probabably say “no.” I’m betting he’d tell you the same thing. So I’ll take what I can get! He’s got a good sense of style.

  3. maggie

    If you don’t like it…don’t look!!

  4. Kathleen

    Fucking hot. The more buldge the better… with Adam that is. Not the creepy guy that works at the gas station.

  5. Melissa

    I’m glad to see Adam’s penis takes Adam out on the town at times ;)

  6. ravengirl

    Why in the hell are you complaining?
    That’s like looking a gift penis in the, um, mouth.

  7. jenny

    Sorry, a man that is well hung cannot hide it anymore that a woman walking around with double-Ds. You just can’t cage those puppies (package). I wish Adam’s jeans were a little bit tighter if you ask me. That man knows how to strut. S-E-X-Y.

    Thud!

  8. agrimesy

    Man, oh man, whatta man! Come on, it’s not like he’s wearing a codpiece or something. I’ve seen pics of Adam in trousers, and there’s just no hiding that thing!

  9. nvam

    Wow. Don’t even need to click the “enlarge” button.

  10. KatieJ

    Why is it ok for women to wear skin tight pants but not men? What a sexist attitude. See his penis? Hardly. If he wanted you to see his penis, believe me, you would see his penis. But something tells me he wouldn’t want you to. LOL.
    Men have penises. Get over it.

  11. Tarey

    If you don’t like one of Adam’s most magnificent assets, try keeping your eyes above the waist. He is just so gorgeous all over. Love the pics, from head to toe.

  12. KatieJ

    Why is it ok for a woman to wear skin tight pants but not men? What a sexist attitude. You see his penis? Hardly. If he wanted you to see his penis, believe me, you would see his penis. But something tells me he wouldn’t want you to. LOL.
    Men have penises. Get over it.

  13. shelby

    ohhhh….no…you are so wrong. me likey very much! Glambulge heaven. If those jeans were tighter, I’d be even happier. :)

  14. That's hot.

    I love his personality. He’s hilarious and bubbly yet chill and smart.

    And he’s so badass onstage, yet adorable offstage.

  15. Edam

    Sooooo Hot! Adam Lambert gets sexier every day. I love him!

  16. KatieJ

    Why is it ok for a woman to wear skin tight pants but not men? What a sexist attitude. You see his penis? Hardly. If he wanted you to see his penis, believe me, you would see his penis. But something tells me he wouldn’t want you to. LOL.
    Men have penises. Get over it.

  17. stargazer

    Work it Adam, work it! I’ll take whatever I can get!

  18. KDL

    STRUT lol. He’s hot.

    I love his personality. He’s hilarious and bubbly yet chill and smart.

    And he’s so badas.s onstage, yet so sweet offstage.

  19. KatieJ

    Why is it ok for a woman to wear skin tight pants but not men? What a sexist attitude. You see his penis? Hardly. If he wanted you to see his penis, believe me, you would see his penis. But something tells me he wouldn’t want you to. LOL.
    Men have penises. Get over it.

  20. KatieJ

    Why is it ok for a woman to wear skin tight pants but not men? What a sexist attitude. You see his penis? Hardly. If he wanted you to see his penis, believe me, you would see his penis. But something tells me he wouldn’t want you to. LOL.
    Men have penises. Get over it.

  21. KatieJ

    Why is it ok for a woman to wear skin tight pants but not men? What a sexist attitude. You see his penis? Hardly. If he wanted you to see his penis, believe me, you would see his penis. But something tells me he wouldn’t want you to. LOL.
    Men have penises. Get over it.

  22. KatieJ

    Sorry about the multiple posts. Website or my PC screwing up.

  23. eja

    LMAO @ katie!
    we can only dream adam wanted us to see his penis.

  24. anne

    Wow, that thing even casts a shadow. The man is packing, he can’t help it.

  25. Anod

    Skinny jeans LOVE Adam and his gorgeous long legs.
    Wear them often and well, BB. Like you could do it any other way. :-) XOXO

  26. ella

    Really???? Could this writer be any more juvenile? Sorry, not funny unless you’re in 3rd grade.

  27. Anod

    Skinny jeans LOVE Adam and his gorgeous long legs.
    Wear them often and well, BB. Like you could do it any other way. :-) XOXO

  28. ali

    Really??? Could the writer be any more juvenile?? Sorry, not funny unless you’re in 3rd grade!

  29. Anod

    Skinny jeans LOVE Adam and his gorgeous long legs.
    Wear them often and well, BB. Like you could do it any other way. :-) XOXO

  30. Rocker Girl

    If it is OK for Women to show their stuff, then it is certainly OK for a Man to do it!

    Love the skinny jeans – too bad more men (with good assets) don’t do the same. No wonder so many women love the Glambulge and Adam – not to mention his outstanding vocals.

    Get over it, he likes the tight look and is not afraid to strut his stuff… BTW there is a song on his album titled “Strut”

  31. Blondiegrrl

    Well I keep asking, but he won’t show me. :(

    So I’ll just have to settle for the skinny jeans.

  32. AhDamn!

    You people are sick. What the hell is wrong with you? How dare you post these pictures highlighting Adam’s bulge? Do you know I lost almost an hour of my day while I carefully studied each picture? Do you know that I now need a cigarette and I don’t even smoke? Please stop posting these kinds of pictures of him unless you want me to come back again and again to your website to ogle!

  33. Sarah

    Grow the f- up, “Miu.” If you don’t like it, don’t look at it. Problem solved.

  34. AhDamn

    You people are sick. What the hell is wrong with you? How dare you post these pictures highlighting Adam’s bulge? Do you know I lost almost an hour of my day while I carefully studied each picture? Do you know that I now need a cigarette and I don’t even smoke? Please stop posting these kinds of pictures of him unless you want me to come back again and again to your website to ogle!

  35. Lissa

    We can only dream that one day we will get to see the actual glambulge in all it’s glory. I just glanced right and there is Pam Anderson with her quadruple D’s exposed – why aren’t you complaining about that?

  36. Michelle

    What a stupid article! But thanks for those yummy pictures!! They just made my day! I agree with the other comments. If women can flaunt their assets, why can’t men?

    Adam can flaunt his ASSets and his penis at me, whenever he likes.

  37. Anod

    I have only one suggestion…

    Adam,

    Polish + Boots = WIN

    Trust me on this.

    KatieJ, See no worries on multiposts LOL

  38. Elizabeth

    Adam, you are the most gorgeous man. Love your confidence, love your style, love your intelligence, love your voice, and DON’T EVER STOP WEARING THE SKINNY JEANS !!!!!

  39. Elizabeth

    Adam, you are the most gorgeous man. Love your confidence, love your style, love your intelligence, love your voice, and DON’T EVER STOP WEARING THE SKINNY JEANS !!!!!

  40. oyeah!

    I see a gorgeous man wearing a pair of pants that fit him to a ‘T’ (or a ‘P’, if we’re staying on topic). Some people have a problem with perfection. Obviously you’re one of them. My suggestion: Don’t resist,ENJOY!!

  41. Cuddly

    He’s tall, it’s called proportion. Don’t blame Adam, like the rest of us, he’s the result of genetics and God’s design. He’s a man, he has a penis… While I’m sure its a very pretty penis, you can really see anything. Get over it!

    Sheesh!!!

  42. allusion

    What a stupid blog. There is nothing remotely noteworthy with those pants they are normal skinny jeans. You see his iphone in his pocket more than any penis outline. Obviously you have never seen tour stage clothing if everyday jeans turn you on that much. Grow up..

  43. skylarvon

    Another “Adam reference” glass ceiling shattered and it turns out he’s a boy!

  44. Oyeah!

    I noticed the ‘Glambulge’ when Adam strutted the stage during His ‘Black or White” performance on AI. I also noticed his beauty… hair,smile,eyes,swagger….and of course,his fabulous voice!! He is/has the total package!!!

  45. Betsy Boop

    Maybe some day Adam Lambert’s penis will enjoy a night in me….ooopss I meant in with me.

  46. Mary

    Ridiculous article. But darn he is fine, Darling this is Adam style which is beautiful. It may be in your best interest not to post these type of pictures. His whole body must accompany him when hes out on the town.

  47. L.J.

    Myself I prefer a nice quiet night in. Maybe some day Adam Lambert and his penis will spend a night in me…oops..I mean in with me.

  48. Ura Tease

    Geesh, what a tease (you, not Adam, though he is probably one too). You go and get us all hot and bothered with that title thinking we’re gonna see something not seen before and no such luck. There was more Glambulge action in every one of his concert videos than there is in any of these pictures. I agree with the others here – if women can run around with the junk in their trunk hanging out and their cups running over for all the world to ogle then what’s your gripe with a hot hot HOT guy like Adam giving us a glimpse of his huge…TALENT? You’re probably just frustrated and jealous cuz he “doesn’t put it in there”.

  49. Karen862

    WOW!!! Thank you for the beautiful pictures :) 20 of them!!! You must be a total Adam fan to post that many of these gorgeous pictures. If ya got, flaunt it and Adam’s got it and he flaunts it so well. Thanks again.

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