Snotty Actress Premieres Her Flick

September 19th, 2007 // 14 Comments

I know everyone’s kissing this twit’s ass lately, but she’s all cranky cause people keep asking about how she’s dating Capt. Look At Me. We like our actresses spicy, but not surly. Especially when they’re young. Anyway, here’s Evan Rachel Wood premiering her new flick “Across The Universe”. It’s directed by gonzo theatre type Julie Taymor and it’s all visually crazy and is based on a bunch of Beatles songs. The boyfriend is dying to see this one. Admittedly, it’s cool-looking but the Beatles covers sound SO bad. Just have the actual songs! Pay Ringo! Maybe he needs the money!

Tightly corseted-up in a tiny black dress, the actress, who’s currently dating goth rocker Marilyn Manson, seemed to be loving her rising fame.

Speaking on the red carpet, she told journalists: “Just when you think [life] can’t get any more crazy it does!”

But Evan insists her feet are firmly on the ground.

“Honestly, it’s just the people that you keep around you. Seriously, all the people that are in this film are my best friends now, and I don’t know what I would do without them,” she said.

“I don’t know what I would do if I hadn’t made this movie.”

Stole a ghoul from a burlesque dancer by flashing some teenage ass anyway? Dita will get you!


More photos from the premiere of “Across the Universe” are after the jump.


By J. Harvey

  1. memikeyounot

    I just finished listening to the soundtrack for this movie and I liked it a lot. It’s not the originals, nothing ever is…and you can’t reinvent the wheel. But it’s not at all bad and I am looking forward to the movie.

  2. stolidog

    who’s the guy? and please tell me he’s over 18 so i don’t feel dirty.

  3. Chaz

    Julie Taymor is one of the real geniuses in pop culture, but everything I’ve heard about this flick is screaming “massive failure.”

    Better a noble disaster than Saw 53, I guess.

  4. rootabega

    UGHHH SHE’S SO AWFULLLLLL….black cocktail dress, check, 40′s gay makeup, check, black nail polish, check check..

    stolidog, where have you been???

  5. Aeol

    The movie was ok. Taymor’s problems lie more with the storyline than with the musical adaptations. It’s about as thin as a Hollywood condom. And for all the (unwarranted) hype around ERW, she was completely outshined by all the unknowns in this film. Nice singer, totally underwhelming performance in this film.

  6. Brittany

    god, this girl is boring me already.

  7. Megs

    Mmm… she’s looking more and more like a blonde Dita everyday. Funny how that’s happening.

    As for what Aeol said about her performance… ERW give an underwhelming performance? You don’t say!

  8. Cat

    This Wood slut is nothing like a copy cat (ha ha ha) cat. She soooo awful, ugly bitch! Go hide in a hole, that the best place for you!

  9. jen

    Megs, I totally agree! I was just going to say how much she looked like a blonde Dita in the full-length picture of her by herself. Dita has nothing to worry about with this wanna-be.

  10. Ash

    I saw this movie last night and thought it was PHENOMENAL. I’m urging everyone I know to go and see it. ERW might be transforming into whomever, but the movie is still damn good.

  11. T-Bone

    “Seriously, all the people that are in this film are my best friends now, and I don’t know what I would do without them,”
    This comment really shows her age.

  12. I really used to like this girl, she has amazing potential. I can’t help but be disappointed in her “transformation” since dating Marilyn. I’m totally bummed out.

  13. julie

    umm…funny how this girl is looking, or atleast trying to look, more and more like dita everytime i see her. seriously, i’ve never seen evan rachel wood dress or do her hair like that (basically dita’s style) til she got with the creature.

  14. Crystal

    I am so tired of how she keeps trying to look like a blonde Dita.

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