The joke was supposed to be that Hamm’s image is “larger than life,” but instead, I felt like I was waiting for a Chuck Norris-esque punchline. I mean, what are you supposed to think with lines like, “he shrugs like a guy who took a shower by walking through the rain” and “he treats good-looking the way you treat your favorite sweater: he leaves it on without thinking about it”?
No, seriously, that’s what it said.
Hamm did seem to have a quieter presence when he was spotted arriving at BBC Radio 1 in London yesterday. And I guess even looking “modest and small,” his face still had those same darn “components of angular male handsomeness.” But can’t we just say he’s hot and call it a day?