A Valentine’s Day Love Story: TomKat

February 14th, 2006 // 13 Comments

MSNBC‘s J.-Y. Zhao gives us a little TomKat recap of how the couple’s love has endured, while other Hollywood relationships keep falling by the wayside. I’m assuming Katie’s coffee fetching is just laying the groundwork for her new role as housewife.

How do you think the happy couple will be spending this holiday together?

We imagine they’ll certainly spend sometime using their private sonogram machine to observe the gestating TomKitten in Katie’s womb. (Unless that baby bump isn’t all it’s been claimed to be, as suggested by at least one Web observer.)

Perhaps they’ll put on a disc of relaxing and romantic music by fellow Scientologist Chick Corea. If Katie’s not into piano jazz, they might select the latest by Beck.

And of course, what could be more romantic than dual tag-team promotion of their new projects: Tom in “M:i:III,” as the trailer’s kludgy titles put it, and Katie in “Thank You For Smoking”? Indeed, it’s a special day.

So what really says “love,” Katie?

It’s love when real-life clichés come to life, because we all know that you said that as a little girl you thought you would “marry Tom Cruise.” Then last year, you actually got to fly to Los Angeles to meet with Tom Cruise about appearing in “M:i:III.” Dreams come true!

It’s love when neither of you can articulate in public how you first met, but swap endless spit on the red carpet in tandem with the release of your 2005 summer movies (“War of the Worlds,” for Tom, “Batman Begins” for Katie.)

A Valentine’s ode to TomKat [MSNBC]

By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. gossipwhore

    Poor Poor Katie… I do wish her all the best.

    But I do have a question…. when I was pregnant with my son and that far along (however it may be) wearing maternity jeans was so unconfortable and with the weight that she has gained I would have pegged her for tummy panel jeans and not the back band ones…. to be honest it doesn’t even look like she is wearing maternity jeans at all… how is that possible???? Any other Mommies out there wanna help me out with this one.

  2. Calli

    Joey Potter!! What has happened to you?!? She looks so sad….

  3. yesmam

    whatever happened to no caffeine for prego ladies? i hope thats decaf

  4. Nola

    The jeans crossed my mind too! It looks like she’s wearing True Religion jeans there and that was the only brand I could wear late in my pregnancy since they hang so low on the hips. Her ass and hips have grown, I do think she is sincerely preggo, who the daddy is another issue.

  5. Small Fry

    I think she really is preggers too. Her upper arms have become larger (no, i didn’t say fat so don’t get your panties in a twist) along with her thighs. I just can’t believe he’s letting her out of the house to get coffee. Isn’t she supposed to be “tucked away” at this point?

  6. Gossiphore

    I totally think she is really preggers but the whore jeans issue really bothers me… and then you throw inthe trips on the motorcycle and the ice skating. OK I know I need a life… but it just throws off exactly how far along she really is.

  7. QueenB

    Is it just me or does she look terribly unhappy?

  8. Katie

    Is it just me, or has she been wearing the same pair of jeans for the last 3 months?? I would think that there may be some other pants that would be more comfortable for her at this stage in the game!!?!

  9. netty

    Okay is this another brittney flashback with all the damn coffee?? I hope its decaf!!

  10. George

    I read in a couple places that they have broken up today.

  11. k

    How can you say she doesn’t look happy? i know if you snapped a shot of me at any random point during the day, chances are i’m not smiling…. You don’t smile at every minute of the day…..
    Personally i wouldn’t be happy if i was having GMD’s baby…but hopefully she is!!!

  12. QueenB

    I can say it cause she looks miserable. So there.

  13. Angie

    and i’ll say it again:what the heck is the problem?”! your all so up in your heads Angelina is the prettiest woman in the world! S o just back off and stop trashing people!!Let them live life and you people can live yours…Becouse i dont think u have antything better to do accually!

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