A Starlet Dumps Her Closeted Ex

November 26th, 2008 // 16 Comments

What attention craving starlet dumped her ex for playing for the other team (or he may just like girls and boys)? While rifling through his closet at the tattooed guy’s home, the starlet stumbled upon a few XXX DVD’s that featured all male casts. She dropped him the next day. 

What attention craving starlet dumped her ex for playing for the other
team (or he may just like girls and boys)? While rifling through his
closet at the tattooed guy’s home, the starlet stumbled upon a few XXX
DVD’s that featured all male casts. She dropped him the next day.

By Miu von Furstenberg
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  1. katie

    Paris Hilton and the fat guy from Good Charlotte?

  2. johnny

    Paris’ the one that got dumped

  3. coolness

    Is is paris and the good charlotte dude. theres two hints there. attention craving starlet. and did have good charlotte have a song called girls and boys? or was that just apart of the songs chorus.

  4. jennifer

    evan rachel wood?

    hardly a starlet, but definitely an attention whore

  5. zeira

    Actually Evan Rachel Wood did an amazing movie titled Thirteen (not the horror flick). She helped write and and had a leading roll. She was fantastic in it. I certainly wouldn’t call her an attention whore; I’m just bewildered by her taste in men. But the girl has a brain, otherwise.

  6. james12

    Paris? Really?

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  7. trixie

    Actually, Nikki Reed wrote and starred in Thirteen. Evan Rachel Wood was just hired on to act in the project.

  8. dezboy

    she had “a leading roll” in a film? What kind of “roll” was it? A bagel? Dinner roll? I like the ones with seeds on the top.

  9. Whoopie Pie

    Daisy from the Rock of Love and Dave Navarro?

  10. hailie

    this seems like the perfect descroption of paris and benji to me

  11. Jojo Diamond

    sounds like maggie gyllenhaal and peter sarsgaard to me!

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