“A Socialite’s Life” Weekend With J. Harvey And Intern Traci!

January 11th, 2008 // 9 Comments

Hey team. We would like officially announce that I’m going to be joined on the weekend shift by the lovely and talented Intern Traci! Traci will be joining me in bringing you the who, what, when, where, why, Britney did what? of celebrity gossip over the weekend. Because no hangover is complete without “A Socialite’s Life”. Big applause to welcome Traci! So log on over the weekend, check us out, comment, analyze, and shake your head. And feel better about yourself after you read the latest celebrity mess. That’s what we do!

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  1. rootabega

    WHA- im completely jealous- how do you get that gig???

  2. silvarga

    I look forward to Traci dishing the dirt on the youngest of Young Hollywood: Celebrity babies!

    I look forward to Osh-Kosh set headlines like:
    “Shiloh’s Assymetrical Cowlick, Love it or Hate it?”
    ” Violet Affleck holding out for a ‘Bennifer Jr.’ romance with Kingston Stefani-Rossdale.”
    “Princess Tiaami’s glitter nails and hair extensions: How Soon is Too Soon”?

    And blind items like:
    “Guess who was seen giving whom some serious cooties in the Unisex changing room?”
    and
    “Which high-profile celebrity toddler shocked onlookers by getting high on too many marshmallow Peeps and pulling her sundress over her head at the White House easter egg hunt?”

  3. rootabega

    someone’s got some time on their hands…^

  4. Sam

    I actually have to second the first comment. I’m totally jealous, and I need to know how you come about being a celebrity blogger and getting paid for it.

    Come on! I can write bitchy commentary for money!!!

  5. NutterButter

    Is Traci a jealous, hateful, angry homo (JH)/hag (LT)?

    If so, she will fit right in. If not, she will be a nice change of pace.

  6. Ed

    NutterButter, Thats not so nice, why the anger?

  7. Ed

    But I just realized, some times you feel like a nut, some times you dont.

    Here is how i see this:

    Kosher Status: OUD
    Serving Size 2 package (45 g)
    Amount Per Serving %DV *
    Total Calories 220
    Calories from Fat 110
    Total Fat 13 g 20%
    Saturated Fat 8 g 40%
    Sodium 50 mg 2%
    Total Carbohydrate 26 g 9%
    Dietary Fiber 2 g 8%
    Sugars 20 g
    Protein 2 g 4%

    Vitamin C 0%
    Calcium 2%
    Iron 2%
    *Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs:
    Calories: 2,000 2,500
    Total Fat Less than 65g 80g
    Sat Fat Less than 20g 25g
    Cholesterol Less than 300mg 300mg
    Sodium Less than 2,400mg 2,400mg
    Total Carbohydrate 300g 375g
    Dietary Fiber 25g 30g

    Hershey’s goal is to keep each product’s nutrition information up-to-date and accurate but please consult the label on the product’s packaging before using. If you notice that something is different on a product’s label than appears on our website, please call us for more information at (800) 468-1714.

  8. STank

    THANK GOD! do you know what kind of withdrawl I go through when bloggers are off on the weekends!? The crazy doesnt take the weekends off so therefore the blogs should be updated.
    (yes I know I need a life but I work wierd hours)

  9. Tea Rex

    Congratulations to Traci!!! Keep up the great work. I enjoy your style already!

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