A Socialite Who Gives Party Favors

July 20th, 2007 // 13 Comments

Which “socialite” who’s suffering photo withdrawal since socialiterank.com closed got down on her knees for a party paparazzo? He accepted her favors and then snapped away.

Which rock star’s daughter has a major drug problem? Trying to keep up with her boyfriend, she recently passed out “foaming at the mouth” at an L.A. club, where a rehabbed pal found a huge bag of cocaine hidden in her bra.

Which beleaguered gazillionaire record genius once did everything he could to make sure the official records of his son’s death didn’t mention he had AIDS?

Which celebrity chef got carried away on liquid ecstasy during a big party on Mykonos? The cute cook “ran around naked and participated in a sex orgy,” our spy swears.

(via Page Six)

By Kimberly London
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  1. Stinky Minky

    Really hazarding guesses…

    1) Tinsley Mortimer…wasn’t she behind that site?
    2) Kimberly Stewart…Tommy Lee’ll do it to ya…
    3) Phil Spector…pretty beleaguered, though I don’t know that he’s a gazillionaire…Clive seems clean.
    4) Jamie Oliver…cute, naked…

  2. taco-flavored kisses

    1)Lindsay Ho-han
    2)Kim Stewart
    3)No Idea…
    4)That jack-ass Rocco

  3. Shazza

    Blohan isn’t a socialite.

  4. grlfmbama

    1 Tinsley Mortimer
    2Lizzie Jagger
    3 No Idea possibly Armet Ergetan
    4 Rocco or Rachel Ray?

  5. grlfmbama

    1 Tinsley Mortimer
    2Lizzie Jagger
    3 No Idea possibly Armet Ergetan
    4 Rocco or Rachel Ray?

  6. datruth

    4. paula deen. do doubt.

  7. kl

    1. Tinsley (Not-so-sure)
    2. Kimberley Stewart (defnitely)
    3. ?
    4. ?
    5. Rocco (defnitely)

  8. SS

    it’s not tinsley. she’s famous enough to get shot by the paps despite the closing of socialiterank.

  9. AJ

    2. Kelly Osbourne

  10. AJ

    2. Kelly Osbourne

  11. echoroc

    no way 2 is kelly osbourne. coke makes you skinny – duh.

  12. echoroc

    no way 2 is kelly osbourne. coke makes you skinny – duh.

    4 – mario batali. mykonos is notoriously gay, and word is batali is too. although i wouldn’t exactly call him cute…..

  13. 1. One of the Hearst girls maybe? Rumer Willis—don’t know if she really counts as socialite???

    2. Kim Stewart

    3. WOw… I don’t know and it’s really sad to even think about…

    4. I’m going Rachel Ray… she’s greek… and seems a little like a free-spirit/free-love type.

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