A Simpson Family Christmas!

December 22nd, 2008 // 2 Comments

It’s going to be a total Christmas hoedown (hopefully literally) at Nana Simpson’s homestead in Waco, Texas (no kidding) this Christmas! Jessica and Ashlee Simpson are bringing their beaus (Tony Romo and Pete Wentz respectively) home for the holidays.

“This Christmas is a big deal, and the whole family wants to be together for baby Bronx‘s first Christmas,” a source says.

Ashlee and wife Pete will be bringing their new son Bronx Mowgli home so the rest of the family can ooh and ahh over him and privately discuss what the hell Anal Ash and Wentz were thinking with that kid’s name when they have a private moment in the kitchen.

Jessica is bringing boyfriend Tony Romo to Nana’s to show him what he’s in for if he eventually marries her. It involves her father trying to get him under the mistletoe and commenting on how big Ashlee’s boobs have gotten since she gave birth. He’s an equal opportunity freakazoid.

Check out all the classic photos of Jessica Simpson and Ashlee Simpson in the gallery!


It’s going to be a total Christmas hoedown (hopefully literally) at
Nana Simpson’s homestead in Waco, Texas (no kidding) this Christmas! Jessica and Ashlee Simpson are bringing their beaus (Tony Romo and Pete Wentz respectively) home for the holidays.

“This Christmas is a big deal, and the whole family wants to be together for baby Bronx‘s first Christmas,” a source says.

Ashlee and wife Pete will be bringing their new son Bronx Mowgli home so the rest of the family can ooh and ahh over him and privately discuss what the hell Anal Ash and Wentz were thinking with that kid’s name when they have a private moment in the kitchen.

Jessica is bringing boyfriend Tony Romo to Nana’s to show him what he’s in for if he eventually marries her.
It involves her father trying to get him under the mistletoe and
commenting on how big Ashlee’s boobs have gotten since she gave birth.
He’s an equal opportunity freakazoid.

By J. Harvey
  1. misslala

    Anal Ash…hysterical! That just made my boring day!

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