While Pope John Paul II is said to be near death, I think this would be a good time to come up with a way to revitalize the Catholic religion. You know, get the young kids and teenagers interested, without having them worry about be molested. It’s time for a hot Pope. Why not. Wouldn’t all the naysayers take a second look at the pope, if he was at least hot.
Here are a few candidates, taken from the Calendario Romano for 2005.
I’m just saying that if the Pope looked like one of those priests above, you’d probably have a few more people listening to what he’s saying. While you’d probably be considered shallow for doing so, isn’t time for a Catholic makeover?