You will have to keep yourselves busy with a photo of Seann William Scott wearing Justin Timberlake women’s underwear. I will be unable to post today.
If the photo is not enough, check out the five most popular posts of the year:
Martha Stewart Brings The Crocheted Poncho Is Back
Fred Durst Sex Tape Sees The Light Of Day
The Paris Hilton/Lindsay Lohan Jessica Simpson Email (now edited)
Anna Nicole’s MTV Breasts
Carson Daly’s Sporting Some Wood
We are looking for an intern. If interested in some volunteer creative labor, email us with a damn good reason to hire you.
While we’re at it, A Socialite’s Life is also looking for a web designer as well. Affordable of course, but we’ll keep the vodka flowing! If interested email us.