A Naked Jack Osborne

May 24th, 2005 // 53 Comments

I hope you’ve eaten breakfast already.

By Miu von Furstenberg
  1. Mrs. B

    why would anyone take a picture of that and then why would anyone put it in a magazine? that is so gross.

  2. sillymiss

    Thanks. I just threw up my breakfast and my eyes are bleeding!

  3. Donald

    Oh God how vile.

  4. ma

    Horrible. Why isnt he jumping on the anorexia/trimspa bandwagon like everyone else in Hollywood???

  5. Steve

    MY EYES!! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!!!

  6. Liz

    I don’t think the pic is that horrible. Everyone doesn’t have a six pack and everyone doesn’t want one. I say good for Jack!

  7. bb

    jack is so brave

  8. Jenn

    OMG!!! That’s is fucking gross! He is so gross and fat and yuck!

  9. Cynthia

    I would much rather see a little flab than the protruding bones of the Hollywood anorexics (Nicole Richie, Lindsay Lohan, The Olsons, et al) But the painted toenails are really weird!

  10. Melissa

    I hope that seat was burned after the photo shoot. Shudder!

  11. pickles

    Um, he doesn’t look that bad, just dorky. He is not that fat, anyway, we are just not used to seeing normal bodies in these celebrity pics.

  12. that is GROSS. And here i thought *I* was nasty. please. :-P

  13. Ryan

    MY EYES!! MY EYES!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

  14. Rob

    when did Jack Osbourne start doing gay porn for chubby chasers????
    I think i threw up a little.

  15. well… ummm…

    OK

    got to give him credit for getting out of rehab and staying relatively clean (judging by his weight)

    more power to him

  16. Amanda

    What I’m really questioning is his porn star stache…

  17. Erica

    What exactly makes Jack Osborne newsworthy??

  18. yeah, I’m fixated on the porn star moustache as well.

  19. bingo bob

    why oh why….

  20. C.V.

    I think he looks good. Some of us are actually attracted to normal-looking people, and so few normal-looking people come out of his neck of the woods in the Hollywood hills.

    Though, it’s misleading. Yeah, no clothes, but it’s not like one can see anything.

    Oh, and many of these other commenters need to grow up. He’s not your ideal man? Fine. But try not to be insulting about it.

  21. Heck, I’d date him. He looks like an average Joe to me. The painted toenails *are* a little on the strange side, though….and it would be nice if he had a little body hair.

  22. adrian

    its not the nails that are freaky, its the smiley face on his knee…wtf is that about?

  23. I think he looks quite cute actually. The painted-toes are especially adorable. Why are people so mean? He looks a good-deal more like the rest of us than most celebrities who are magazine-fodder.
    You know that if he had a vagina at his weight he would NEVER make it into a photo-shoot such as this one, which is another level of sad. So here’s to glimpses of normality where we can get them! GooOOooOOooOOooOOoo Jack!

  24. papa

    i think ozzy has the smileys as well since he said he likes to wake up to a friendly face in the morning.. or something like that…

    i personally dig the photo. people are all acting as if he walks around like that all day.

    its a freaking photo shoot. get a clue.

  25. Two words: Sweet Stash!

  26. Two more words: tasty dirtlip.

  27. Jacko

    I have a hard on

  28. thekujo

    jack looks like he is getting ready to star in SUPER TROOPERS 2″BOYS ON BIKES”

  29. Mariana

    Sorry chubby apologists, but Jack Osborne is NOT “normal-size”. He IS overweight. Maybe because so many Americans are fat, he might strike some as “normal-size”, but he’s not. He’s fat.

    Somewhere between Jack and Lindsay Lohan is normal. Leaning less towards Lindsay. Lindsay before she lost all the weight was normal weight, actually.

  30. memememe

    What is with the molester moustache? Gross!

  31. OMGWTF

    HOLY SHIT! ITS BIGFOOT!

  32. burntheheretic

    Good for him, great photo! Seeing normal bodies is just so rare nowadays, people seem to think everyone should be skinny walking corpses.

  33. facu

    yeah..i bet u wouldn’t say you’d date him if he wasn’t rich or ozzy’s son

  34. shriyash

    is that a smiley face on his knee? wtf is that all about?? wait, hold on, who gives a f@#$

  35. kuken

    jack ass!

  36. Erikakaka

    I think he looks fucking sexy

  37. I think you look sexy I want you

  38. kayleigh

    omg i love this piccy! i love jack so much. xx

  39. Laura

    I would date him, and you can say about “you wouldnt if he wasnt famous” or whatever, but my bf is the splitting image of him so *shrug*
    anyways good on him, i’d rather see pictures like this than any of the hollywood skinnies

    i <3 Jack, good on him

    and the nail varnish, so eddie izzard lol

  40. medea

    He looks like one of the village people after having a baby! He looks better NOW!

  41. Jack Osbourne is looking great on this pic for cancer?

    hes a fit lad not like (Jonny vagas Or machelle McManus)

  42. Yvonne

    To burntheheretic,

    You call that normal!? How is it normal for a male to have breasts that nearly reach his knees and why hasn’t he caught on to the concept of cosmetic surgery like everyone else in Los Angeles?

  43. kelly/

    I HAVE JUST DIED & GONE TO HEAVEN,I KEEP HAVING DREAMS OF JACK,I THINK HE IS APEALING IN THE MOST SEXUAL WAY,I HAVE STARTED TO SAVE TO MOVE TO LA,FROM PERTH,AUSTRALIA,WERE I LIVE,JUST SO I CAN BE IN AT LEAST THE SAME CITY,AS THIS GORGEOUS MAN,HE HAS DEFINATLY CAPTURED MY HEART,

  44. chubbychaser

    HOT!

    “The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin’…” -Spinal Tap “Big Bottom”

  45. hes sexy & kool he done it for a good reason so GO JACK!

  46. marlene

    good for you jack fuck what every one els thinks fuck them in the ass!!!!!!

  47. Krystal

    I think that Jack is sexy. Who cares if he isn’t a twig, guy-twigs are nasty! I like guys who look like they could push me into a wall, then strip all of my clothes off…I think you know the rest!

  48. Way to go Jack, keep making the rest of us dudes looking good………(Still he did hook up with Meg Ryan) – I’m off to the gym….

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