A Crispy Paris Hilton

April 24th, 2006 // 13 Comments

We almost could have dined on fried Paris Hilton. The socialite was too drunk to realize that when she jumped into a pool to retrieve a garden light that had fallen in the pool she could have been electrocuted.

I hear the dizzy hotel heiress, 25, threw a surprise 21st birthday party for her boyfriend Stavros Niarchos at her Hollywood mansion.

And guess what the orange twiglet did when a garden light fell into the pool? She jumped right in!

My spy tells me: “Everyone was stunned. Paris was lucky she didn’t get electrocuted.

“She thought it was hilarious. Stavros jumped in next and accidentally knocked her on the head in the process.”

Not that it dampened Paris’s spirits. Afterwards she treated her guests Courtney Love and Smashing Pumpkins pal Billy Corgan to a pole-dancing session in her house. My spy added: “Paris was so drunk she could barely hold on to the pole – let alone dance.”

Poor sad Paris.

Potty Paris Hilton [Mirror]

By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. ROB


  2. tia

    Paris is a stupid bitch. I hate her.

  3. fakeplastiktree

    It’s not fair!!! What justice that would have been!

    LOL….she only drinks energy drinks, my ass.

  4. katie

    Rob I was thinking the same thing too. I’m not one who wishes death on people, but…geez, just a little electricution wouldn’t be too bad.

  5. cockaroach

    That’s what I like about Paris, the ONE thing, I like about her, nothing phases her, she just brushes off and goes on with her stupidity.

    She’ll never die, she’s like a cock roach, we’ll never get rid of her.

  6. las

    At least a few nasty shocks. That isn’t too bad, is it?

  7. pawleysgirl

    Too stupid to live…too dumb to die.

  8. megan

    i heard the pole ripped out of the ceiling! that must have been hilarious!
    defamer has the whole story.

  9. las

    Why can’t they televise THAT instead of the Simple Life?

  10. Draya

    Rob, I’m going to Hell with you, because I thought the same thing.

  11. Natasha

    ‘Too drunk’?! Something tells me she would have reinacted this situation even if she was stone sober!

  12. Cynthia

    I guess I am on my way to hell too….
    Too drunk?!? The dumb bitch probably doesn’t even know what electrocuted means!

  13. Paris//fan

    Well…in my point of view Paris Hilton is a good chick.According to me she has her own issues and her own problems.Do you even know her properly?no you dont chelsea you rule i can now see that there are some people out there who dont think that Paris is a a piece of SHIT.Oh and Tia i bet Paris hates you,and i think you are the stupid bitch.Once you have met her in person then come back and chirp.Im sure there are a number of people on here who dont want to here you wining.

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