A Celebrity Who Tips Off The Paparazzi

August 23rd, 2006 // 8 Comments

You don’t say?

Which lachrymose celebrity who “just wants to be left alone” has her assistant tip off the paparazzi whenever she’s about to leave the house? (Source)

Which famous musical artist cheats incessantly…. even though he has a good relationship with his girl who stood by his side. She was there through thick and thin. I dont think that they will ever work out this cheating issue; his ego is way too big and he needs it stroked constantly. P.S. his ego isnt the only big thing on this fellow, I’ve heard that he is enormous…. and a superfreak in the sheets. So there he was dripping in gold platinum and diamonds looking for some more side chicks. (Source)

By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. gossiplover

    I think the first one may be Linsay Lohan or Nicole Richie.

    FOr the second, I’m not really sure, but I think maybe Jack White, since it’s pretty well know he’s well endowed.

  2. Erin Leigh

    The first is probably Miss Lohan because she is sooooo whiny and even though she acts like she doesn’t like the constant attention, she eats it up. I’ve heard before about her doing this, but I’ve also heard Britney’s people tip ‘em off too?

    The second has to be Kanye West because his fiance stuck by his side through his accident and recovery. He probably feels like she’s proved her love to him so he’s gonna marry her now. I hope she leaves him standing at the altar, I can’t stand him and his massive ego!

  3. gossiplover

    Yeah, Kanye West makes total sense now that I think about it…he is so annoying, he needs to get over himself.

  4. stufunee

    The first is probably Denis Richards. How else would the paparazzi know she was in Paris or other locales?

    The second is probably Kanye West, as stated earlier. He is SO full of himself and for no good reason. His girlfriend is stupid for sticking with him through everything, only to have him cheat on her. The wedding ring won’t stop him, honey.

  5. kat


    P Dummy

  6. #1 is Britney. She said that line on the interview with Matt Lauer.
    #2 is P. Diddy. Kim Porter has been by his side as his woman or other woman for years.

  7. Babybing

    lachrymose \LAK-ruh-mohs\, adjective:
    1. Generating or shedding tears; given to shedding tears; suffused with tears; tearful.
    2. Causing or tending to cause tears.

    It’s gotta be Britney

  8. Mathura

    The first one has to be Jessica Simpson. She always seems depressed and frowning whenever she goes out.

    The second is definetly Kanye West. The last sentence in the second blind items makes you think about his song “Gold Digger”.

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