A Bush is Engaged

August 17th, 2007 // 18 Comments

The White House has announced Jenna Bush’s engagement to Henry Hager, a former aid of Karl Rove. From USAToday.com:

Sally McDonough, press secretary for Laura Bush, said she didn’t know when or where the wedding would take place.

“I can tell you that they are happy,” she said of the president and first lady. Jenna Bush and Hager became engaged Wednesday while in Maine visiting the Bush family retreat in Kennebunkport. They’ve been dating for several years.

Well I guess someone has finally tamed the Bush wild child, Jenna. Gone are the days of careless abandonment, sticking tongues out at photographers and violating state alcoholic beverage laws. Do I care that both of those incidents happened over six years ago? Of course not. Good journalism is about rehashing the worst at the best point in someone’s life.

By Wayne Ford
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  1. T-Bone

    Who cares. I want to see some pictures of Brad and Angie. I was wrong about her and feel I need to admit it. Chinny Manison is a fraud. And I am glad that she is fadding fast. Thank God we barely see her anymore

  2. lookwhaticando

    I can’t stop with my split personality. That last one was not T-Bone but me because I need so much help.

  3. T-Bone

    lookwhaticando said:

    I can’t stop with my split personality. That last one was not T-Bone but me because I need so much help.

    Posted on August 17, 2007 03:58 PM

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    Oh shut up you freak of nature. I own this site and dont forget it, I am Queen of the World. I am the most popular person on the internet.

  4. erika

    Gosh, wonder if the same will be written about Chelsea when she becomes engaged … I doubt it!

  5. She’s the lesbian who wrote a book, right?

  6. tony the tiger

    SHE IS PREGNANT. IT IS ALL OVER THE INTERNET. EVERYONE IN DC KNOWS IT ALREADY. AND NOT JUST BECAUSE SHE IS AS BIG AS A CIRCUS TENT.

  7. Ripley

    Good god, she is a horrible and disgusting combination of her mother/father/grandmother. The daughter of Satan is reproducing herself, much like the alien. Actually Dubya IS the alien. Just TRY to stop that sick blood-drinking freak of a president, you poor Americanos…

  8. joan durtz

    To who, Uncle Cracker? It’s gotta be Uncle Cracker! Gott a keep the cracker in the family.

  9. jasper

    i thought good republican girls kept their knees together and their feet on the floor … at least until their wedding night.

  10. kissmyass

    who the dumbass father of hers cares. She and the rest of the repugnant party brats are still useless and good for nothing freeloaders of society. If they volunteer going to Iraq to participate in the war that their parents orchestrated in this country then lets talk.

  11. meeshee

    WELL ACCORDING TO PEREZHILTON.COM (AND HE IS HARDLY WRONG)…..THE BITCH IS PREGNANT!

    ANOTHER JOB WELL DONE BY THE BUSH FAMILY! TRUE CONSERVATIVES RIGHT THERE. SHE BETTER KEEP IT! I HEARD THEIR CONSTITUENTS AND VOTERS DON’T GO KINDLY TO KILLIN’ YOUR YOUNGINGS.

  12. sandy

    She’s not pregnant. And I thank God W is president. The last thing we need is another terrorist attack.

  13. Zekers

    Sandy,
    You’re scaring me…please tell me you’re kidding?

  14. Erin

    She, her father, her grandfather and the rest of the family are evil incarnate. They’ve been running the country into the ground for 40+ years now. Can’t you people recognize an arranged power marriage when you see one? And by the way, we’re much more vulnerable to attack now than ever before. Idiots!

  15. MelP

    Sandy doesn’t seem to realise that you have had an increase of Terrorist attacks BECAUSE of Bush….

  16. Julio

    Mel and Erin are clearly experts in foreign policy and terrorism prevention, having devoted most of their pathetic lives to working at the State Department and the FBI. Ripley, on the other hand, is the typical compassionate, caring, forgiving, inclusive left-wing liberal nut job.

  17. Cori

    (looks at picture)

    Doesn’t he look a little young?

  18. Loob

    Julio, your comments didn’t negate what Mel and Erin said. You simply said “Look at Mel and Erin!”

    What they said is still correct, therefore you failed to distract people from the fact that Bush is indeed responsible for the terror-filled crapfest the world is now. You’re definitely a republican, as republicans never quite succeed at what they set out to do.

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