A Beefy Michael Jackson

September 26th, 2005 // 15 Comments

Someone’s Photoshop skills are a bit better than mine. He’s still scary looking.

By Miu von Furstenberg
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  1. Bella

    Those penny loafers are a riot… They’d match his pajama pants.

  2. posh spice

    What’s with the crazy asian mustache? He looks like a samurai in a wife beater.

  3. KIM

    WHERE DO THEY EXPECT HIM TO GET THE MUSCLES AND U R RIGHT THE MUSTACHEIS RIDICULOUS

  4. Lisa

    Isn’t that Kevin Federline?

  5. lovincali22

    that is so embarrassing for the magazine. are they complete idiots?

  6. Jen

    Did anyone notice the claw hand holding the beer, it’s so creepy!

  7. Charlie's boys

    no matter how we photoshop Michael, he still comes off like a freak.
    Let’s face it, he is beyong photoshop.

  8. I didn’t think it was possible, but that’s even more disgusting than his normal appearance. If that’s what we have to look forward to, I say ban him from all the gyms.

  9. NAMBLA 2005 convention will be held in East LA.

  10. mya

    You know that’s jesus juice in there right?

  11. Marial

    jajajajajaja jajajajajajajajaja (lol)

  12. norie

    uggly uggly just uggly (before and after the makeover)

  13. Andrea

    It’s 50 Cent’s bod. I know this…

  14. Marney75

    THANK YOU! I had a long, serious laugh over this. So much so that my son came in from the *other* room to see what I was laughing so hysterically over.

    Shamon! He-hee-heee!

    You GO, Mike. Butch up. Yeah, that’ll help.

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