A Plea to Mischa Barton: Stop Dressing Like A Hobo [PHOTOS]

Dear Mischa Barton,

You have the resources available to dress like the stylish woman that you once were.  There are times nowadays where Marissa Cooper does pop out for an event or two, but mainly it’s just “Mischa Does Annie Hall” over and over and over again.  I’m not recommending you wear a ball gown to The Grove, but I’d at least like to see you in something cuter than THAT *draws imaginary circle around picture and makes a stink face*

PHOTOS: OMG, Is That Marissa Cooper?

As Ambular once famously said of your tragic ensemble yesterday (December 7th) in Beverly Hills, “She could be farmer in those clothes.”

Bloomingdale’s is having a sale.  Perhaps you could pop over and see what’s up,