A.J. Aniston, Jennifer Aniston’s Crust Punk Half-Brother, Wants To Cuddle With You
The paparazzi have been searching for Jennifer Aniston’s half-brother, son of John Aniston and his second wife Sherry Rooney, for the last nine years. He was last spotted at the 2004 premiere of Along Came Polly, as a clean cut 14-year-old. At long last, A.J. Aniston, now a 24-year-old crust punk, was found wandering the playa at Burning Man, complete with a raccoon tail and two stomach tattoos (“Live Free” and “Down To Cuddle” right above his crotch).